Elisa Jordana REJECTED by Tommy Mottola!

**BOXofROX** · 01-30-2013, 07:50 AM

YESSS

She auditoned for him on this morning's show and received an unenthusiastic review - cried and blamed Benjy for not defending her

I wonder if she'll dump Benjy now?

**Murphy** · 01-30-2013, 07:54 AM

**NotMyBro** · 01-30-2013, 07:55 AM

For those of us who haven't read the summary, plz fill us in so we can laugh as well

**TelegramSam** · 01-30-2013, 07:57 AM

Is that a recent picture? Benji has already let himself go again.

**Rodney21a** · 01-30-2013, 07:59 AM

She Auditions

She plays a piano song and is out of key, not much, but "pitchy"

tommy tells her that her song was bad and her voice was week

She begs begs and whines says she is like Lucy and Benjy is like ricky

"ricky" filibusterer and lobbies to play a few seconds from one of her produces songs

Tommy listens

says she could be a "produced" pro tools dance singer because anybody can

she whines about a comedy act

he ask what are you a comedy act or a singer...

sys "stick with the comedy act"

Wants to do the Act

gets rushed out of the room

they spent maybe 20 minutes on this abortion

she goes out side and cries and blames Benjy...

**NotMyBro** · 01-30-2013, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Rodney21a

She Auditions

She plays a piano song and is out of key, not much, but "pitchy"

tommy tells her that her song was bad and her voice was week

She begs begs and whines says she is like Lucy and Benjy is like ricky

"ricky" filibusterer and lobbies to play a few seconds from one of her produces songs

Tommy listens

says she could be a "produced" pro tools dance singer because anybody can

she whines about a comedy act

he ask what are you a comedy act or a singer...

sys "stick with the comedy act"

Wants to do the Act

gets rushed out of the room

they spent maybe 20 minutes on this abortion

she goes out side and cries and blames Benjy...

First of all, THANK YOU for the rundown. + reps incoming.

HAHAHAHAH... that is fucking epic! I think I will download today's show so I can hear this burn.

TOMMY, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!

**StRyDeRxX** · 01-30-2013, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by NotMyBro

First of all, THANK YOU for the rundown. + reps incoming.

HAHAHAHAH... that is fucking epic! I think I will download today's show so I can hear this burn.

TOMMY, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!

It was awesome. Tommy cut straight to the point... as a pure singer and piano player you fail!!! As an auto-tuned pop singer... meh, maybe we can do something with you.

Her entire life just imploded right before her sad little eyes!

**StRyDeRxX** · 01-30-2013, 08:00 AM

Tommy Mottola was in to promote a new book and Benji dragged Elisa in to be judged on her musical talent... the results were not good!

**Beer Chugger** · 01-30-2013, 08:03 AM

This is a good day. Fucking cunt.

**srricks** · 01-30-2013, 08:05 AM

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform... Hell, he should've let Sour Shoes perform for Tommy, that I'd like to have seen...

**Teeney** · 01-30-2013, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by srricks

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform... Hell, he should've let Sour Shoes perform for Tommy, that I'd like to have seen...

Howard did pick up the phone on Sour Shoes at the end of the interview (posing as Mariah Carey) he started singing to Tommy "I cant Live if Living is without you"- even goofing around he was better than Elisa.

**MobyDick** · 01-30-2013, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Teeney

Howard did pick up the phone on Sour Shoes at the end of the interview (posing as Mariah Carey) he started singing to Tommy "I cant Live if Living is without you"- even goofing around he was better than Elisa.

Sour Shoes has more talent than any of these fuckers, it's just too bad he's mentally 9 years old and can't get anything going in his life.

**ryanv1978** · 01-31-2013, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by srricks

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform...

now if he would only have the same self honesty when it comes to his vapid wife.

**Gusbuss** · 01-30-2013, 08:06 AM

Someone should have played ZooZaZoo for Tommy.

**Rodney21a** · 01-30-2013, 08:07 AM

she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..

**VAsiCkBoy** · 01-30-2013, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Rodney21a

she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..

Man-head

**Teeney** · 01-30-2013, 08:22 AM

Elisa was given the opportunity of a lifetime and she blew it. I am not sure if nervousness makes her appear scattered-brained, but she appeared to be all over the place (and a bit arrogant). She should of played a pre-recorded song, shown some humility and accepted the constructed criticism.

**Gusbuss** · 01-30-2013, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by Teeney

Elisa was given the opportunity of a lifetime and she blew it. I am not sure if nervousness makes her appear scattered-brained, but she appeared to be all over the place (and a bit arrogant). She should of played a pre-recorded song, shown some humility and accepted the constructed criticism.

She just can’t because she is an obnoxious, attention grabbing ,no talent ,over the hill slut.