My dog is better than your dog.
My dog will fart and then get up as if looking for the source of the fart. After a thorough investigtion, he decides it didn't happen since he can't find the source and he will go back to sleep. He knows the secrets of popularity.
A train leaving every night..
my dog licks up the man goo I sling on the wall

My dog might follow me into the bathroom but when he sees me ready to sit down he runs for the door.
Yeah, on occasion one or both will come in and nose around.
My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama
I win!
My dog does not like it if I watch him do his business out in the yard. He is all like "a little alone time here boss?" If he notices me looking at him.
A train leaving every night..
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