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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Yeah. That was probably it.
    Going to bed early seems like it could cause a lot of psychological problems.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

    One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    Nice work being the cool mom.

    Not sure how old your kids are, but when they get to those wild years, will you be the mom who allows the kids to party at their house, or will you draw the line there? My mom was kickass with snacks, but wasnt hip on the parties (too much liability, she says)
    My oldest is already hinting about smoking weed (he knows I smoke medicinally) but I think I will have to draw the line with partying. I'm really fun but also know when it's time to be responsible with boundaries. So far, so good. Both are great kids!
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    I slept over a friend's house once. He was nice enough to take the couch and let me have his bed. He banged some skanky chick a day or two before and got crabs so naturally a few days later I ended up with crabs. And I was a virgin. I wouldn't have minded getting an STD so much if I at least got laid out of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.

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    All these stories are cracking me up

    I totally forgot about this story until this thread....I just lost it thinking about it.

    I was not around for this, but my friend had his first wet dream at a sleepover. Apparently he was running around asking the other guest sleeping over what to do. He slept in boxers, and he glazed the blanket the family lent him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    No because I'm already in my 30s
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Not to sleep over, but one time I was over at a kid's house after school and his 400 lb mom invited me to stay for dinner because they were having fried macaroni and I was all wtf.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    I had a friend whose brother was a bed wetter so his room smelled like pee and they used instant tea

    I was shocked
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

    One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants
    Nice!

    The tent reminds me of one time where we had a tent party, we lived in the country and had a lot of space so we set up a big tent for the night. The my friend Paul and I bought a bunch of Near beer and told everyone else it was real beer.

    They all got drunk and then we told them what idiots they were, it was fun. We told everyone at school too.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I had a friend whose brother was a bed wetter so his room smelled like pee and they used instant tea

    I was shocked
    What the fuck is instant tea?
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    What the fuck is instant tea?
    This stuff is awful

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    they never tell you to bring blankets or pillows, but when you go there and it's time to go to sleep, you find out they don't have enough blankets and pillows for everyone. then you end up trying to sleep with an afghan and no pillow, and those are the worst blankets ever.
    Note to self... Not to sleep over dinkus mayhem's
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I slept over a friend's house once. He was nice enough to take the couch and let me have his bed. He banged some skanky chick a day or two before and got crabs so naturally a few days later I ended up with crabs. And I was a virgin. I wouldn't have minded getting an STD so much if I at least got laid out of it.


    That's fucked up yo.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    It sucks sleeping on the floor in poor peoples shitty houses you wake up covered in dog hair an carpet fibers then in the morning your neck hurts from sleeping on a shoe or balled up jacket because you dont have a pillow or blanket. Im glad those days are over

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

    One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants
    Was she hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sinister View Post
    It sucks sleeping on the floor in poor peoples shitty houses you wake up covered in dog hair an carpet fibers then in the morning your neck hurts from sleeping on a shoe or balled up jacket because you dont have a pillow or blanket. Im glad those days are over
    then their fucking prudish mother wants you to go to church with the family. that happened to me once.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wife is a whore View Post
    Was she hot?
    I thought she was.

    I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I thought she was.

    I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there
    I couldn't believe it the first time I fingered a girl too. Not what I expected at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I thought she was.

    I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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