you ever go to a sleep over at a poor kid's house?

[dinkus mayhem]

they never tell you to bring blankets or pillows, but when you go there and it's time to go to sleep, you find out they don't have enough blankets and pillows for everyone. then you end up trying to sleep with an afghan and no pillow, and those are the worst blankets ever.

[Rolling Pin]

Sucks

[Kanye West]

No because I'm already in my 30s

[FunnyFarm2]

you end up with one of the throw pillows off the couch that the whole family has farted on for 12 years.

[Billy]

Creepy

[baltimore mike]

and then the poor kid ass fucks you to stay warm?

[FunnyFarm2]

the afghan is the dogs bed when you aren't there

[gilaet]

Always woke up too early and went home to nap.

[sternski]

i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.

[Rolling Pin]

Me and my sister used to stay at some friends house over the weekend, a brother and sister, and the whole family would go to bed at 7:00 PM. Fucking weirdos man.

We'd stay awake and watch tv till SNL was over.

[Rolling Pin]

Then later on a few years later the dad hung himself in the closet.

Musta been tired of going to bed so early.

[Reggae Mistress]

Because of the trauma of my childhood sleepovers, I over-compensate with excessive snacks, candy, pillows, blankets and no official lights out when my kids have sleep overs. Then I wonder why the kids want to always sleep at our house

[PullMyFinger]

Every single night.

[Chigs]

I remember when I slept over at the poor kids house, his dad and his friends got all drunk and started fighting each other. The mom had to call my mom the next day to apologize

[Scott]

Then later on a few years later the dad hung himself in the closet.

Musta been tired of going to bed so early.

Yeah. That was probably it.

[Reggae Mistress]

My first lesbian experience was at a sleepover at my friend Madeline's house. We even role-played

[dinkus mayhem]

these are hilarious sleep over stories.

one time i went to a sleepover and ate dinner there too. the dad cut slices of butter and ate them without anything. just the slices of butter. like a whole stick of it. then we watched the muppets.

[Chigs]

Because of the trauma of my childhood sleepovers, I over-compensate with excessive snacks, candy, pillows, blankets and no official lights out when my kids have sleep overs. Then I wonder why the kids want to always sleep at our house

Nice work being the cool mom.

Not sure how old your kids are, but when they get to those wild years, will you be the mom who allows the kids to party at their house, or will you draw the line there? My mom was kickass with snacks, but wasnt hip on the parties (too much liability, she says)

[Markijuano]

Broke ass niggas

[Chigs]

one time i went to a sleepover and ate dinner there too. the dad cut slices of butter and ate them without anything. just the slices of butter. like a whole stick of it. then we watched the muppets.

HA. Thats so gross. It mustve taken a lot to not just sit there and stare at him....or say anything for that matter