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    the great destroyer
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    you ever go to a sleep over at a poor kid's house?

    they never tell you to bring blankets or pillows, but when you go there and it's time to go to sleep, you find out they don't have enough blankets and pillows for everyone. then you end up trying to sleep with an afghan and no pillow, and those are the worst blankets ever.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Sucks
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    No because I'm already in my 30s
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    No because I'm already in my 30s
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    you end up with one of the throw pillows off the couch that the whole family has farted on for 12 years.
    Ask me anything.

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    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    and then the poor kid ass fucks you to stay warm?

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    the afghan is the dogs bed when you aren't there
    Ask me anything.

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    Always woke up too early and went home to nap.

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    Then later on a few years later the dad hung himself in the closet.

    Musta been tired of going to bed so early.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Then later on a few years later the dad hung himself in the closet.

    Musta been tired of going to bed so early.
    Yeah. That was probably it.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Yeah. That was probably it.
    Going to bed early seems like it could cause a lot of psychological problems.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Then later on a few years later the dad hung himself in the closet.

    Musta been tired of going to bed so early.
    In Cleveland right after SNL we would always watch big Chuck and little john and they would always have Horror movies like Carrie on


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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    In Cleveland right after SNL we would always watch big Chuck and little john and they would always have Horror movies like Carrie on

    Nice.

    For some reason the local channel used to show the movie 'The Birds' here like four times a year late at night, I remember watching that over at our friends place a bunch of times.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.
    You're a fake wearer sucker whose gold got busted.Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard.You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted.Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.
    what the fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what the fuck?
    ....yeah...then the one time i caught the cunt unlacing my dbl knotted shoe laces while i slept.i got up pissed to leave quietly and walked in on his mom who was in the process of tying off to shoot h and the dad was doin a bump.
    You're a fake wearer sucker whose gold got busted.Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard.You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted.Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    ....yeah...then the one time i caught the cunt unlacing my dbl knotted shoe laces while i slept.i got up pissed to leave quietly and walked in on his mom who was in the process of tying off to shoot h and the dad was doin a bump.
    Damn.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Me and my sister used to stay at some friends house over the weekend, a brother and sister, and the whole family would go to bed at 7:00 PM. Fucking weirdos man.

    We'd stay awake and watch tv till SNL was over.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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