you ever go to a sleep over at a poor kid's house?

[Rolling Pin]

Yeah. That was probably it.

Going to bed early seems like it could cause a lot of psychological problems.

[FunnyFarm2]

I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants

[Reggae Mistress]

Nice work being the cool mom.

Not sure how old your kids are, but when they get to those wild years, will you be the mom who allows the kids to party at their house, or will you draw the line there? My mom was kickass with snacks, but wasnt hip on the parties (too much liability, she says)

My oldest is already hinting about smoking weed (he knows I smoke medicinally) but I think I will have to draw the line with partying. I'm really fun but also know when it's time to be responsible with boundaries. So far, so good. Both are great kids!

[Scott]

I slept over a friend's house once. He was nice enough to take the couch and let me have his bed. He banged some skanky chick a day or two before and got crabs so naturally a few days later I ended up with crabs. And I was a virgin. I wouldn't have minded getting an STD so much if I at least got laid out of it.

[zhukov]

i had a buddy whos entire fam lived overtop of a pizza pizza storefront.....while id sleep fully clothed with my shoes on to try ward off cooties id wake up essentially naked down to my boxers....hed rob me of my clothing and hed wear my clothes and shoes gleefully all day while id hang my head out the window scanning the area for him.....id spot the cunt and start screamin his name and hed duck off pretending he didnt hear me........id be stuck in dudes shithole room till hed return.

[Chigs]

All these stories are cracking me up

I totally forgot about this story until this thread....I just lost it thinking about it.

I was not around for this, but my friend had his first wet dream at a sleepover. Apparently he was running around asking the other guest sleeping over what to do. He slept in boxers, and he glazed the blanket the family lent him.

[KOC]

No because I'm already in my 30s

[KOC]

Not to sleep over, but one time I was over at a kid's house after school and his 400 lb mom invited me to stay for dinner because they were having fried macaroni and I was all wtf.

[FunnyFarm2]

I had a friend whose brother was a bed wetter so his room smelled like pee and they used instant tea

I was shocked

[Rolling Pin]

I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants

Nice!

The tent reminds me of one time where we had a tent party, we lived in the country and had a lot of space so we set up a big tent for the night. The my friend Paul and I bought a bunch of Near beer and told everyone else it was real beer.

They all got drunk and then we told them what idiots they were, it was fun. We told everyone at school too.

[KOC]

I had a friend whose brother was a bed wetter so his room smelled like pee and they used instant tea

I was shocked

What the fuck is instant tea?

[FunnyFarm2]

What the fuck is instant tea?

This stuff is awful

[The Cunt]

they never tell you to bring blankets or pillows, but when you go there and it's time to go to sleep, you find out they don't have enough blankets and pillows for everyone. then you end up trying to sleep with an afghan and no pillow, and those are the worst blankets ever.

Note to self... Not to sleep over dinkus mayhem's

[Rolling Pin]

I slept over a friend's house once. He was nice enough to take the couch and let me have his bed. He banged some skanky chick a day or two before and got crabs so naturally a few days later I ended up with crabs. And I was a virgin. I wouldn't have minded getting an STD so much if I at least got laid out of it.

That's fucked up yo.

[Mr Sinister]

It sucks sleeping on the floor in poor peoples shitty houses you wake up covered in dog hair an carpet fibers then in the morning your neck hurts from sleeping on a shoe or balled up jacket because you dont have a pillow or blanket. Im glad those days are over

[wife is a whore]

I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants

Was she hot?

[dinkus mayhem]

It sucks sleeping on the floor in poor peoples shitty houses you wake up covered in dog hair an carpet fibers then in the morning your neck hurts from sleeping on a shoe or balled up jacket because you dont have a pillow or blanket. Im glad those days are over

then their fucking prudish mother wants you to go to church with the family. that happened to me once.

[FunnyFarm2]

Was she hot?

I thought she was.

I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there

[Scott]

I thought she was.

I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there

I couldn't believe it the first time I fingered a girl too. Not what I expected at all.

[KOC]

I thought she was.

I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there