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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Tell that to them. I've never been seen as the dude they want to be with but as a unformed clay that can become great if nurtured and molded by their loving hands. Every.fucking.time.
    you must be dating young chicks... as women mature they realize that will NEVER EVER happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I can't remember if it was always like that or if it's just grown into that over the years. It's possible that couples that have been together for years tend to become opposites for no other reason than to argue with each other. Otherwise they run out of things to say and rarely talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by latin mami View Post
    you must be dating young chicks... as women mature they realize that will NEVER EVER happen
    Nope. Only once. Always my age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Nope. Only once. Always my age.
    then you must be young...


    either that, or I don't know what the hell I'm talking about probably the latter

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    Quote Originally Posted by latin mami View Post
    then you must be young...


    either that, or I don't know what the hell I'm talking about probably the latter
    maybe a little from column a , a little from column b.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    hell fucking no
    frist off i like to have sex she doesn't really give a fuck about sex
    huge disparity
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    The dick? Yeah it was awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I can honestly say that we wouldn't have been matched. I've known my husband since I was 14, started hanging out when we were 22 and married at 26. We are complete opposites in too many things.
    Yet you are still together! I think I would have DEFINITELY totally matched with my recent ex. We were not fitting together though. Pretty sure it was just that we are both old and stuck in our ways, and both too stubborn to adapt. Both damaged, and neither of us willing to change ourselves for the other.

    Pretty sure I'll die alone - and I can accept that. I'm quite comfortable with my own company - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Yet you are still together! I think I would have DEFINITELY totally matched with my recent ex. We were not fitting together though. Pretty sure it was just that we are both old and stuck in our ways, and both too stubborn to adapt. Both damaged, and neither of us willing to change ourselves for the other.

    Pretty sure I'll die alone - and I can accept that. I'm quite comfortable with my own company - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
    you killed that cat by not taking care of it
    from day one you said "if this cat annoys me i will send it outside to fend for itself"
    you are so worthless
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    you killed that cat by not taking care of it
    from day one you said "if this cat annoys me i will send it outside to fend for itself"
    you are so worthless
    Why do you keep starting with me....then crying like a bitch when I strike back and take you down again and again and again?



    And YOU - calling ANYBODY or ANYTHING worthless is one of the most laughable posts I've seen in some time! A pile of feces has more worth than you do, Shean. YOU don't even think you're worth it! Hence the constant threats of suicide, the cutting, the drinking yourself to death.

    I hope you aren't offended - but nothing you say could offend me. It's like a piece of poop looking at a tree and saying "I'm better than you are".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Why do you keep starting with me....then crying like a bitch when I strike back and take you down again and again and again?



    And YOU - calling ANYBODY or ANYTHING worthless is one of the most laughable posts I've seen in some time! A pile of feces has more worth than you do, Shean. YOU don't even think you're worth it! Hence the constant threats of suicide, the cutting, the drinking yourself to death.

    I hope you aren't offended - but nothing you say could offend me. It's like a piece of poop looking at a tree and saying "I'm better than you are".
    lol why are you so mad
    did your pee pee leave you mad?
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    this is some weird flirting you two are doing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    lol why are you so mad
    did your pee pee leave you mad?
    I'm not mad. I was responding to your insult. With actual facts, instead of made-up shit like you were coming at me with.

    Fuckin' hell but you are a nutjob.

    Please cut deeper next time...or up your daily intake of alcohol. You've become bothersome, your wife hates you, your parents disregard you, most of the board thinks you are an idiot, and you hate your own self.

    WTF are you holding on to?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
    you could become a witch

    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    we met online but not looking for a serious thing, so i doubt we'd be matched. and he keeps resisting being trained to be my perfect match too


    aca do you want to train this guy or generally do you train all the guys you like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    You asked in an obviously mocking way.


    I took it more as you were already in outstanding shape, from the pics I saw of you. didn't know you were going for competition.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Filled out an online "match" profile, do you think you would be matched up?
    That's sort of how we're together right now.

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