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    If you and your significant other (spouse, mate, lover, etc)...

    Filled out an online "match" profile, do you think you would be matched up?
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    Well it'd be my hand filling out the form, so I'd guess yes
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    No, probably not. But it works out anyway.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Originally no way. Now maybe yes
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    nope, because i don't think i'd respond to an add advertising a selfish bitch. heyoooh!
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    nope, because i don't think i'd respond to an add advertising a selfish bitch. heyoooh!
    that's exactly what I was thinking
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    nope, because i don't think i'd respond to an add advertising a selfish bitch. heyoooh!
    I know. Females can ebb and flow in their selfish bitchiness.
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    I can honestly say that we wouldn't have been matched. I've known my husband since I was 14, started hanging out when we were 22 and married at 26. We are complete opposites in too many things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I can honestly say that we wouldn't have been matched. I've known my husband since I was 14, started hanging out when we were 22 and married at 26. We are complete opposites in too many things.
    Yet you are still together! I think I would have DEFINITELY totally matched with my recent ex. We were not fitting together though. Pretty sure it was just that we are both old and stuck in our ways, and both too stubborn to adapt. Both damaged, and neither of us willing to change ourselves for the other.

    Pretty sure I'll die alone - and I can accept that. I'm quite comfortable with my own company - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Yet you are still together! I think I would have DEFINITELY totally matched with my recent ex. We were not fitting together though. Pretty sure it was just that we are both old and stuck in our ways, and both too stubborn to adapt. Both damaged, and neither of us willing to change ourselves for the other.

    Pretty sure I'll die alone - and I can accept that. I'm quite comfortable with my own company - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
    you killed that cat by not taking care of it
    from day one you said "if this cat annoys me i will send it outside to fend for itself"
    you are so worthless
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    you killed that cat by not taking care of it
    from day one you said "if this cat annoys me i will send it outside to fend for itself"
    you are so worthless
    Why do you keep starting with me....then crying like a bitch when I strike back and take you down again and again and again?



    And YOU - calling ANYBODY or ANYTHING worthless is one of the most laughable posts I've seen in some time! A pile of feces has more worth than you do, Shean. YOU don't even think you're worth it! Hence the constant threats of suicide, the cutting, the drinking yourself to death.

    I hope you aren't offended - but nothing you say could offend me. It's like a piece of poop looking at a tree and saying "I'm better than you are".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Why do you keep starting with me....then crying like a bitch when I strike back and take you down again and again and again?



    And YOU - calling ANYBODY or ANYTHING worthless is one of the most laughable posts I've seen in some time! A pile of feces has more worth than you do, Shean. YOU don't even think you're worth it! Hence the constant threats of suicide, the cutting, the drinking yourself to death.

    I hope you aren't offended - but nothing you say could offend me. It's like a piece of poop looking at a tree and saying "I'm better than you are".
    lol why are you so mad
    did your pee pee leave you mad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    - I need a "schtick" though. : It can't be "cat lady" - all my cats get eaten by my local coyotes. Dogs are like raising children all over again.

    Perhaps fish, or an antfarm.
    you could become a witch

    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    we met online but not looking for a serious thing, so i doubt we'd be matched. and he keeps resisting being trained to be my perfect match too


    aca do you want to train this guy or generally do you train all the guys you like.

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    Who says she is significant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Who says she is significant
    She's not
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    I am single and unattached currently! This thread does not apply to me.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I am single and unattached currently! This thread does not apply to me.
    What happened to the GF?
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    absolutely not

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    Well it'd be my hand filling out the form, so I'd guess yes


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