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  1. 01-30-2013, 03:20 AM #1
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    **Official pain & suffering show thread 01-30-13**

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  2. 01-30-2013, 03:27 AM #2
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    Poor Robin. She was really enjoying her daily Lance Armstrong scull fucking stories.
    Now a pack of prominent Hispanic baseball players are caught in a PED scandal.
    Will she give it the same coverage?
    Will she ignore and continue her daily Armstrong stories?
    Will Howard say Steeeeeroids?
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  3. 01-30-2013, 03:34 AM #3
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    First. Thanks for starting.
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  4. 01-30-2013, 03:38 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    Poor Robin. She was really enjoying her daily Lance Armstrong scull fucking stories.
    Now a pack of prominent Hispanic baseball players are caught in a PED scandal.
    Will she give it the same coverage?
    Will she ignore and continue her daily Armstrong stories?
    Will Howard say Steeeeeroids?

    Maybe the doctor was white and forced the victim players into subverting the law. You know, Law and Order style.

    And what the hell is wrong with MLB contracts that the Yankees can't fire ARod if he is blatantly telling lies and cheating? A team is now FORCED to pay cheaters?
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  5. 01-30-2013, 03:39 AM #5
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    ATTN Quivers:
    Ex-Con Jason Commisso attacks Asians!
    He is black.....so don't do this story by mistake.
    His name is tricky.....looks Caucasian....
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  6. 01-30-2013, 03:41 AM #6
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    G'morning Vegas, lazy, Nemo
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  7. 01-30-2013, 03:43 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLazyHand View Post
    Maybe the doctor was white and forced the victim players into subverting the law. You know, Law and Order style.

    And what the hell is wrong with MLB contracts that the Yankees can't fire ARod if he is blatantly telling lies and cheating? A team is now FORCED to pay cheaters?
    Forget A-Rod the cheater....
    MLB almost a NL Batting title and CY Young winner come up dirty.


    Melki and Geo....
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  8. 01-30-2013, 03:44 AM #8
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    good morning, everyone
    I didn't get much sleep last night, hopefully the "show" will work like a tranquilizer
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  9. 01-30-2013, 03:45 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art View Post
    G'morning Vegas, lazy, Nemo
    Life imitating Art.
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  10. 01-30-2013, 03:45 AM #10
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    I'm expecting the worst show ever......fuck everyone in advance!


    Is Mandel fired yet?
    Howard needs to replace him soon.
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  11. 01-30-2013, 03:47 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    I'm expecting the worst show ever......fuck everyone in advance!


    Is Mandel fired yet?
    Howard needs to replace him soon.

    One Judge to rule them all, One Judge to find them,
    One Judge to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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  12. 01-30-2013, 03:47 AM #12
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    Howard working harder to disguise his shitty monologue jokes.
    Robin trampling the setup and the punchline falling flat is fun & funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by latin mami View Post
    good morning, everyone
    I didn't get much sleep last night, hopefully the "show" will work like a tranquilizer
    Good morning, sweet Mami
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLazyHand View Post
    One Judge to rule them all, One Judge to find them,
    One Judge to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    Howard saying he knows nothing or has nothing to do with the AGT underbelly a few times recently means there is some news coming......and Wiggy is involved...
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  16. 01-30-2013, 03:53 AM #16
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    #paper towel please
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  17. 01-30-2013, 03:53 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    Howard saying he knows nothing or has nothing to do with the AGT underbelly a few times recently means there is some news coming......and Wiggy is involved...
    The dog act will be one of the judges. Bark twice for no. Someone get out here to clean up the poop from the last vote.
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  18. 01-30-2013, 03:55 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLazyHand View Post
    The dog act will be one of the judges. Bark twice for no. Someone get out here to clean up the poop from the last vote.

    Howard is the new nonsense sheriff in town.
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    I have a job interview this morning. Can you give me anything good to say? I want them to remember me.
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  20. 01-30-2013, 03:56 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art View Post
    Good morning, sweet Mami
    and, good morning to you
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