I was really cracking up at some of these... Makes me kinda home sick with the humour... The US amazon has nothing like this on their reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
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01-29-2013, 06:50 PM #1Maverick
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Funny amazon.co.uk Reviews on Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel
Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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01-29-2013, 07:00 PM #2Sorcerer Supreme
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The US Amazon has TONS of shit like this. Just google funny amazon reviews and you'll get a metric fuckton of hits.
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01-29-2013, 07:03 PM #3Maverick
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557 of 568 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Shiny sack saved my life, 8 May 2012
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Nick R "njrobinson2003" - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.
On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost trebled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
- using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island.
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01-29-2013, 07:04 PM #4Maverick
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I only read them If I'm buying something... someone sent me that
Originally Posted by Gitfiddle
Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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01-29-2013, 07:11 PM #5Shit Mult Hunter
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I'm not clicking that for posting dozens of fake rep comments.
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01-29-2013, 07:12 PM #6No. I don't lift.
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I think the Beth O book has some good ones. Originally Posted by Gitfiddle
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01-29-2013, 07:12 PM #7Maverick
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I love the fact that most of them are five star reviews despite the pain they describe.
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01-29-2013, 07:14 PM #8Maverick
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You lie Originally Posted by Schmoopy
I'm not clicking that for posting dozens of fake rep comments.Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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01-29-2013, 07:14 PM #9Maverick
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I know.. I was looking at that too Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets
I love the fact that most of them are five star reviews despite the pain they describe.Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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01-29-2013, 07:20 PM #10Chained Dawg
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i'd be more concerned that my life had become so fucked that "funny Amazon reviews" captured even a moment of my attention
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