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  1. 01-29-2013, 06:50 PM #1
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    Funny amazon.co.uk Reviews on Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel

    I was really cracking up at some of these... Makes me kinda home sick with the humour... The US amazon has nothing like this on their reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  2. 01-29-2013, 07:00 PM #2
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    The US Amazon has TONS of shit like this. Just google funny amazon reviews and you'll get a metric fuckton of hits.
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    557 of 568 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Shiny sack saved my life, 8 May 2012
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    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

    Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.

    On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
    - My pain threshold has almost trebled
    - I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
    - using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships, saving me from certain starvation one time when i was stuck on a desert island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    The US Amazon has TONS of shit like this. Just google funny amazon reviews and you'll get a metric fuckton of hits.
    I only read them If I'm buying something... someone sent me that
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  5. 01-29-2013, 07:11 PM #5
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    I'm not clicking that for posting dozens of fake rep comments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    The US Amazon has TONS of shit like this. Just google funny amazon reviews and you'll get a metric fuckton of hits.
    I think the Beth O book has some good ones.
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  7. 01-29-2013, 07:12 PM #7
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    I love the fact that most of them are five star reviews despite the pain they describe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'm not clicking that for posting dozens of fake rep comments.
    You lie
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  9. 01-29-2013, 07:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    I love the fact that most of them are five star reviews despite the pain they describe.
    I know.. I was looking at that too
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  10. 01-29-2013, 07:20 PM #10
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    i'd be more concerned that my life had become so fucked that "funny Amazon reviews" captured even a moment of my attention
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