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  1. 01-29-2013, 05:19 PM #1
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    Super Bowl Party at Howard's.... Menu?

    Hypothetical

    What would be on the menu at Howard's Super Bowl party?

    Pre-measured portions of cashews.
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  2. 01-29-2013, 05:22 PM #2
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    cock. beer can thick cock
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  3. 01-29-2013, 05:27 PM #3
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    Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
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    scrambled eggs, pizza bites, and a to-go desert for when they kick you out at the end of the first quarter.
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  5. 01-29-2013, 05:35 PM #5
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    Howard is gonna eat this for the Super bowl
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynoname View Post
    Howard is gonna eat this for the Super bowl
    when I typed "eat this" I made the "jerking off motion" with my right hand



    that joke makes more sense in person than it does on a bulletin board I think
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  7. 01-29-2013, 05:36 PM #7
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    Almonds portioned out in shot glasses, french fries for Robin because he couldn't find any fresh vegtables, and for dessert that ambrosia thing Beth made on Racheal Ray. And we will all be HIGH on wine. Sounds like a fucking blast.
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    sauce on side
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  9. 01-29-2013, 05:38 PM #9
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    Faggotry and irrelevance with a heaping helping of karma
    The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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  10. 01-29-2013, 05:39 PM #10
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    Takeout Sushi from Nobu, which Beth will warm up in the oven.
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  11. 01-29-2013, 05:40 PM #11
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    I love football. Fucking love it. College, NFL, just love the stuff. Love the time of year from the last gasps of summer to the winter. Football covers it.

    The Super Bowl, however, is a let-down. It's like New Years Eve at bars. Bunch of novices. Amateur night. Go to a Super Bowl party and hear some broad say, "so, the guys who are hunkered down like that (she's talking about the linemen) are the biggest guys, right? Why are the biggest guys squatting? I mean, it should be those little guys back there (the safeties) who are hunkered down! Looks uncomfortable!!!"

    It's terrible.

    And SB at Howard's has to make it even fucking worse. Fuck the food. It's the company. You've got Booey talking like he's a big-time jock when he can't even fucking throw like a respectable man, you have The Ammmaaaaaaaazing One flitting around, and then The Pelican bitching about how stupid the game is or talking about how evolved he is to only serve organic fish on fair-trade plates or some shit.

    What a fuckpile of a shitstain party. To hell with that noise.
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  12. 01-29-2013, 05:42 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldphoenix View Post
    Almonds portioned out in shot glasses, french fries for Robin because he couldn't find any fresh vegtables, and for dessert that ambrosia thing Beth made on Racheal Ray. And we will all be HIGH on wine. Sounds like a fucking blast.
    I can only imagine that turkey-neck Jew bastard gulping a small portion of "really great wine" and watching it slink down his foreskin-looking gobbler while gazing upon Oats with loving eyes.
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  13. 01-29-2013, 05:44 PM #13
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    Howard should eat a dick for the super bowl
    HI YOOOOO
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  14. 01-29-2013, 05:46 PM #14
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    is he srs having a super bowl party?
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    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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    Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDDaBadAhz View Post
    he better not be biting into any sandwiches with those porcelain chompers.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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  18. 01-29-2013, 06:07 PM #18
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    Frozen bananas- I hear they're just like eating ice cream....
    This is better than rejuvenation.
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  19. 01-29-2013, 06:09 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    he better not be biting into any sandwiches with those porcelain chompers.
    He just pretends it's a giant cawk and he's fine. I think his chompers are fortified for just such activities.
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    Egg white quiche, sushi, chocolate cake in the shape of a cock, engagement chicken (made of textured soy protein), licorice sodacan-carriers, $800 wine.
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