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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    I used to hate women, until I got laid.
    we have a winnah.........I can't find the smiley for that btw

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    My wife made a dessert with jello last week. It was like rubber. I laughed in her face. Do I hate women? You could pull it out of the pan and use it as a floor mat.
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    This list describes the midget limo driver...right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmicah View Post
    So what's the word for women who hate men and have all the traits listed?

    Liberated?
    I think I've told you this twice before: misandrist.

    There. Your word for the day. Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynoname View Post
    we have a winnah.........I can't find the smiley for that btw
    It's : winner : dingbat.

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    I can't believe I made that mistake. I'm such a hot mess.

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    Sorry, but that's a ridiculous list.
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

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    Maybe it's me, but I like a lot of those qualities in a man.
    My comments are based on my opinion only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    I think I've told you this twice before: misandrist.

    There. Your word for the day. Again.
    Despite what you tell yourself and the mods, no one is following you around here, hanging on your every word.

    Now, by chance I just happened to see the word is misandrist. You're such a trooper to suffer with such fools.

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    10 for 10
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynoname View Post
    it's like "How dare you be that hot and not be having sex with me"


    honestly- I don't know if this narcissism or false entitlement or some sort of jadedness from over sexuality in the media over the last 40 years?
    Its called being a man. All men feel this way about all women they want to fuck which is usually all chicks who aren't fat pigs and who are easy on the eyes. This is the reason a lot of men fight. Sure they may think that they are fighting over something else but when it comes right down to it men fight over women even if they have not chance of fucking the women who they are fighting over.
    Le-a, "Cause the dash don't be silent."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    Sorry, but that's a ridiculous list.

    I agree CP. This must be from some quack.
    Being exciting, fun, & charasmatic translates into hating women


    I don't get the women hate; men itt please explain other than can't get laid.

    Oh and just a little factoid A woman has 10 times more white brain matter than men. This white matter consists of connections between the neurons so a woman's brain is more complicated and the connections allow a woman's brain to work faster than a man's.

    Translation- Good luck winning an argument. My ex was so fast with the comebacks

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    Cant we just all agree that were just fallible products of evolution........All our expectation for the other gender and how those expectations can and cannot be reasonably met make us either frustrated or angry.

    And sometimes it's not a persons gender....They would be Assholes whatever way they were born.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    I agree CP. This must be from some quack.
    Being exciting, fun, & charasmatic translates into hating women


    I don't get the women hate; men itt please explain other than can't get laid.

    Oh and just a little factoid A woman has 10 times more white brain matter than men. This white matter consists of connections between the neurons so a woman's brain is more complicated and the connections allow a woman's brain to work faster than a man's.

    Translation- Good luck winning an argument. My ex was so fast with the comebacks
    In regards to Brain difference between Male and Female brains....Disagree.Women's Brains are better for social communication.i.e.Communicating and relating.
    You wanted men while hunting or defending the tribe to start talking about there feelings or whine.C'mon.

    And better at multifunction tasks?????..........Then why don't most like doing 69?....Some say they cant focus.What???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    In regards to Brain difference between Male and Female brains....Disagree.Women's Brains are better for social communication.i.e.Communicating and relating.
    You wanted men while hunting or defending the tribe to start talking about there feelings or whine.C'mon.

    And better at multifunction tasks?????..........Then why don't most like doing 69?....Some say they cant focus.What???


    Yeah our brains are very different. Women have a larger hippocampus which is associated with memory. That's why a woman will never forget or let you forget a mistake.

    Men have a larger amygdala which is the part of the brain that regulates fear, aggression, & sex. Men also have a larger parietal cortex which explains why men are better navigators and hunters.

    Cool shit huh. I'll ask the prof what's up with multifuctional tasks and women not doing 69

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    Women are the root of all evil in the world.

    Go back 1 million years. We all lived happily on the beach in Africa. Eat some fruit. Sunbathing. Happiness.
    Then women came and refused to spread their legs. They wanted the man with the biggest cave, fastest horse, best on providing and best in protecting the cave.
    So everything you see around you in society is because of sexual frustration. Had women just spread back in Africa we still would be cave men and happy.

    Women are genetically programmed to make men unhappy.
    If a man have sex with 100 women = can have 100 babies.
    If a women have sex with 100 man = can have 1 baby.

    Men are happy. Swinging around their dicks and stick it inside all women who wants it. That is 100% against the genetic coding of women. This means that during dating women will suck the dick, love the dick and high-fife you wile blowing you. The same second you are married she have to start to break you down psychologically. To make you stop swinging the dick. She have to make you believe that you cant get any other women. Think about this when you date a women.

    All wars, crime is because of women. Men needs money, drug and power to get more women to spread their legs. If women just spread = no need for money, drugs and violence.

    Vote for me in the next election...
    Only way to cut crime and have a happy society.
    Free hookers, drugs and booze.

    Bin Laden had 4 wives. When he was playing around with planes: Had they sucked him off, he would have stopped his terrorism.
    So it was the wife's fault. Not Bin Laden's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post


    Yeah our brains are very different. Women have a larger hippocampus which is associated with memory. That's why a woman will never forget or let you forget a mistake.

    Men have a larger amygdala which is the part of the brain that regulates fear, aggression, & sex. Men also have a larger parietal cortex which explains why men are better navigators and hunters.

    Cool shit huh. I'll ask the prof what's up with multifuctional tasks and women not doing 69
    They never forget to break you down psychologically.
    Same with why they are always late. Why they can scream about the mistake their man did, but when they do exactly the same thing: nothing.

    Its about making the man unhappy so that he don't sleep with other women. Its genetically coded.
    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynoname View Post
    That Internet porn doesn't help the old "I love women" cause either btw

    seriously though I'm trying to quit Internet porn.
    It shouldn't be all that hard. 90% of the porn produced now is absolute garbage - same formulaic shit over and over, and the women's bodies are distorted thanks to implants and all kinds of other plastic surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQtaste View Post
    I concur. This gym I go to it seems every chick wears those fucking yoga pants and I want to fuck just about every single one of them. Watching them move around and when they take a step and their ass ends up moving and whatnot. Doesn't even matter if they're a little bit heavy.
    Yeah, that little ass-jiggle is a killer.

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    Internet Porn is worthless. People need to start subscribing to Playboy again; they have damned good articles, plus classy (albeit airbrushed) photos and I'm going to hold you all responsible if they go under. Also, Username is 100% right, women are evil and the root of all problems. If you want my take, you're better off with various forms of alcohol and a good dog (and a sizable Playboy collection of course). Try drinking a bottle of absinthe, and the green fairy is the only woman you need.

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