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  1. 01-29-2013, 03:58 PM #1
    Smell Muhfinger
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    Have you ever been "catfished"?

    In other words, did you ever have a hot online romance with a really hot chick, and then you finally met, and ended up getting banged up the ass by a 300 lb truck driver in a Waffle House restroom?
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  2. 01-29-2013, 03:59 PM #2
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    yes a long time ago
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    the bangin up the ass part, yes
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    it wasn't a Waffle House restroom.
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  6. 01-29-2013, 04:07 PM #6
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  7. 01-29-2013, 04:10 PM #7
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    300 Lbs? No, not 300 lbs
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  9. 01-29-2013, 04:13 PM #9
    The Gas Face
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    We didn't bang
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  10. 01-29-2013, 04:13 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    300 Lbs? No, not 300 lbs
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    He was fatter
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  12. 01-29-2013, 04:16 PM #12
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    convicted? no, never convicted.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  13. 01-29-2013, 04:18 PM #13
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    Yea, but no dude. There was just a lot more to her than I was lead to believe. Like twice as much more.
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  14. 01-29-2013, 04:19 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    convicted? no, never convicted.
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  15. 01-29-2013, 04:19 PM #15
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    Ah the 80's when you went to a bar, picked up some meat, took it home, wore it out and walked away.
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  16. 01-29-2013, 04:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
    Ah the 80's when you went to a bar, picked up some meat, took it home, wore it out and walked away.
    So that was my problem. I'm a vegetarian. I only got hit on by fruits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post
    So that was my problem. I'm a vegetarian. I only got hit on by fruits.
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  18. 01-29-2013, 04:49 PM #18
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    Online relationships?

    lol, fuck that stupid shit.

    Go out of your house and meet some real women.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  19. 01-29-2013, 04:52 PM #19
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    Never been catfished. Met 4 or 5 different women back when the internet first started getting big. Luckily they were all who they said they were. Good times.

    Met my current wife on a message board 13 years ago.
    Ask me anything.
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    Shiv almost did once by slutty stacey
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.
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