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  1. 01-29-2013, 11:58 AM #1
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    For the last fucking time it wasn't two fucking murders.....

    Say what you want but a jury found it to be self defense.... An American jury full of Americans.
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  2. 01-29-2013, 11:59 AM #2
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    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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    If you kill the two headed girl how many murders is it?
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  6. 01-29-2013, 12:49 PM #6
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    2; 3 if pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
    You weren't nervous at all?
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    Hooch have you seen the movie Training Day? The sister dies.
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  9. 01-29-2013, 01:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph View Post
    Hooch have you seen the movie Training Day? The sister dies.
    The sister? I don't even remember a sister in the movie.
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  10. 01-29-2013, 01:15 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoochieking View Post
    For the last fucking time it wasn't two fucking murders.....

    Say what you want but a jury found it to be self defense.... An American jury full of Americans.
    What the fuck are you talking about?

    I have never seen so many adults who are completely incapable of articulating a cogent thought.
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  11. 01-29-2013, 01:39 PM #11
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    I've been known to panic while making sandwiches.
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    i jerked off in the potato salad once
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  13. 01-29-2013, 01:42 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    i jerked off in the potato salad once
    That would be funnier if HAL said it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    2; 3 if pregnant
    What if with twins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    What if with twins?
    Are one of the twins footling?
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    y'all are trippin'...
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    what if the twins had two bodies but only one head
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    is this the thread where we admit illegal things we've done?

    In high School we ran over 23 construction barrels and knocked them over. That was our record, before that it was 17 barrels. You have to be careful of the ones with sandbags anchoring them down.
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  19. 01-29-2013, 01:58 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    what if the twins had two bodies but only one head
    Are one of the bodies footling?
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  20. 01-29-2013, 02:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    what if the twins had two bodies but only one head
    Depends if keeping tally by head count.

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