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  1. 01-29-2013, 02:37 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
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  2. 01-29-2013, 03:00 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoochieking View Post
    Say what you want but a jury found it to be self defense.... An American jury full of Americans.
    If one of the dead were your brother....it would be murder.

    It was murder.

    OJ was free....was he innocent?

    Where's Rays bloody white suit from that night? Hmmmmmmm

    It was double murder.......for the last fucking time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
    bra stuffed with toilet paper?
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  4. 01-29-2013, 03:09 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy View Post
    If one of the dead were your brother....it would be murder.

    It was murder.

    OJ was free....was he innocent?

    Where's Rays bloody white suit from that night? Hmmmmmmm

    It was double murder.......for the last fucking time.
    you might be too stupid to insult properly
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  5. 01-29-2013, 03:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you might be too stupid to insult properly
    I'd say go ahead and give it a go anyhow. For the lulz
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  6. 01-29-2013, 03:14 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
    Did you get your money back?
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  7. 01-29-2013, 03:27 PM #27
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    The brothers should just fight to the death on the field, fuck the game
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you might be too stupid to insult properly
    Is trolling in your lil bible there?
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  9. 01-29-2013, 03:35 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by O Face View Post
    I'd say go ahead and give it a go anyhow. For the lulz
    I was tossing mere facts....not going for an insult.

    Matt the fable boy proves to out stupid us all again!
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  10. 01-29-2013, 03:36 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy View Post
    Is trolling in your lil bible there?
    Book of Job
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Book of Job
    You got a link there jack off?
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  12. 01-29-2013, 03:38 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy View Post
    You got a link there jack off?
    Yes.
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  13. 01-29-2013, 03:38 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    What the fuck are you talking about?

    I have never seen so many adults who are completely incapable of articulating a cogent thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Yes.
    Please share...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy View Post
    Please share...
    No.
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  16. 01-29-2013, 03:40 PM #36
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    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    No.
    Ok jack off....that's cool. It all be a fairy tale anyways....

    Anyway....speaking of job....I gotta be at mine in five hours.....gotta nap...

    Smell ya later....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    The brothers should just fight to the death on the field, fuck the game
    This is me!
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    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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  19. 01-29-2013, 03:46 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumpy View Post
    Ok jack off....that's cool. It all be a fairy tale anyways....

    Anyway....speaking of job....I gotta be at mine in five hours.....gotta nap...

    Smell ya later....
    literally too stupid to insult
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  20. 01-29-2013, 04:02 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    2; 3 if pregnant
    what if she's pregnant with triplets?
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    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.
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