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  1. 01-29-2013, 11:58 AM #1
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    For the last fucking time it wasn't two fucking murders.....

    Say what you want but a jury found it to be self defense.... An American jury full of Americans.
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  2. 01-29-2013, 11:59 AM #2
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    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
    You weren't nervous at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I once felt a girl up when she was passed out
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
    bra stuffed with toilet paper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I had a girl in my bed one time completely naked and she passed out on me. I had satan on one shoulder and an angel on the other one, both talking to me. After all, she had planned to fuck me.
    Did you get your money back?
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  7. 01-29-2013, 11:59 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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    If you kill the two headed girl how many murders is it?
    Howard is a Vomit.
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    2; 3 if pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    2; 3 if pregnant
    What if with twins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    What if with twins?
    Are one of the twins footling?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    2; 3 if pregnant
    what if she's pregnant with triplets?
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    Hooch have you seen the movie Training Day? The sister dies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph View Post
    Hooch have you seen the movie Training Day? The sister dies.
    The sister? I don't even remember a sister in the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoochieking View Post
    For the last fucking time it wasn't two fucking murders.....

    Say what you want but a jury found it to be self defense.... An American jury full of Americans.
    What the fuck are you talking about?

    I have never seen so many adults who are completely incapable of articulating a cogent thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    What the fuck are you talking about?

    I have never seen so many adults who are completely incapable of articulating a cogent thought.
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    I've been known to panic while making sandwiches.
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    i jerked off in the potato salad once
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  20. 01-29-2013, 01:42 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    i jerked off in the potato salad once
    That would be funnier if HAL said it.
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