Howard: "I dont eat lobster cuz I dont like the way they die"

[GaryPuppet]

[wigtropolis]

It's a good thing that the chicken I eat all voluntarily commit suicide.

[crazypreacher]

Try dungeness crab. Fuckers taste almost identical to Maine lobsters. I was ever so happy to discover those tasty morsels. Much cheaper than Maine Lobster down here.

That's the ticket, especially on the west coast!

[Wangold]

Boiling a lobster is much more humane than microwaving it.

[Nibbler]

Howard's motto:

If it washed up on the beach, then tonight I'm going to feast.

[BethsZygote]

its illegal in Maine, (and i think Mass) to serve a pre killed lobster.

Dungess is pretty good too. So is the canned (yes canned) lump blue crab meat. (again, id never eat one, they are too much work to get the meat out, but if some ol black ladies from maryland will do it for me...)

I worked in high end seafood for a while...

[Nemo]

When you realize it's a lot like eating what's inside the exoskeleton of an insect, it loses its appeal.

Howard Stern is a Bedbug murderer!

[Icculus]

maybe someone wants to remind Howard of the time he brought a live lobster into the studio and threatened to kill it if two PETA girls didn't make out. I'm sure he made sure it was safely returned to it's native waters.

[Chimney Portions]

[Chimney Portions]

I wonder if they eat calamari?

http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandfo...-calamari.html

[SouthernListen]

it's actually nothing like the inside of an insect.

Well; then enjoy your arthropod innards.

[TelegramSam]

I want to know what happened to the Howard who wanted to blow up all the sharks with dynamite? I liked that guy. And seriously, if that lobster was as big as a prehistoric one, it would eat you just like a shark. This is just revenge for our monkey ancestors.