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    BREAKING: Lego gun plot thwarted!


    (video in link.....warning it is disturbing)
    http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/207...aking-lego-gun

    HYANNIS (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A 5-year-old boy faces possible suspension, after building a gun out of legos, during his after school program.

    Joseph Cardosa is part of the after school program at Hyannis West Elementary School, on Cape Cod. His parents received a letter a few days ago that said Joseph has received his first written warning for using toys inappropriately, and that upon a second written warning, he will be suspended from the program for two weeks.




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    total animal
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Legos dont kill people. People do.

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    Have the kids just say it's a sex toy, not a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    Legos dont kill people. People do.






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    That kid has no talent....doesn't even look like a gun!
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.

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    It doesn't even have a high capacity magazine in it!

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    As long as it can only hold 7 rounds he's ok.

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    Absurd. I guess no one's playing cops and robbers at recess, huh?

    If they don't get it out of their systems now...

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    That ain't Lego.. that's Duplo!

    Good thing he did not build one of these: http://www.brickgun.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post

    (video in link.....warning it is disturbing)
    http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/207...aking-lego-gun

    HYANNIS (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A 5-year-old boy faces possible suspension, after building a gun out of legos, during his after school program.

    Joseph Cardosa is part of the after school program at Hyannis West Elementary School, on Cape Cod. His parents received a letter a few days ago that said Joseph has received his first written warning for using toys inappropriately, and that upon a second written warning, he will be suspended from the program for two weeks.




    I got that same letter when I was a kid, my dad was proud!

    Last edited by Caster Fly; 01-29-2013 at 10:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HS Cult Leader View Post





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    He must be in one of those Asian gangs.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    "Zero Tolerance" policies are created for assholes who lack common sense and are afraid of taking any responsibility for themselves, unfortunately they are sold to the public as "get tough" measures when "get stupid" is more accurate.
    If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    "Zero Tolerance" policies are created for assholes who lack common sense and are afraid of taking any responsibility for themselves, unfortunately they are sold to the public as "get tough" measures when "get stupid" is more accurate.


    A better name for them would be "Zero Discretion" policies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    "Zero Tolerance" policies are created for assholes who lack common sense and are afraid of taking any responsibility for themselves, unfortunately they are sold to the public as "get tough" measures when "get stupid" is more accurate.
    The real reason behind "Zero Tolerance" to to prevents schools from being sued if a student who "showed signs" wasn't dealt with properly. It was for the schools to save their own asses, not to save students.

    These fucking idiots took the ball and ran! These days, the first lesson that kids are learning is that adults are fucking retards. Now if a kid acts like a kid, there's somebody there to drug them or suspend them. What a fucking joke.
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

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    This one takes the cake!

    It happened about a week ago:




    This was her actual weapon, it could have seriously hurt someone!


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