I couldn't fart at work

[RH Goatcabin]

...and I am now at home, happily ensconced in my den, unleashing several hours of backed up intestinal fury in gale force torrents at regular intervals as god and nature's god intended it and fear that I may pass hard gas.

Pray for me.

[gilaet]

[RH Goatcabin]

Son!

[Reggae Mistress]

I made chili this weekend and I don't know what I did or didn't do differently but damn, my whole family was blasting. It was seriously disturbing and disgusting and I normally laugh at farts.

[Capn Crud]

Farts are fun!

[Markijuano]

Healthy eating will do it.

[RH Goatcabin]

Farts are fun!

When I'm alone they are.

[Shine]

Light them on fire

[RH Goatcabin]

Light them on fire

I am enjoying a fine cigar.

[RH Goatcabin]

I made chili this weekend and I don't know what I did or didn't do differently but damn, my whole family was blasting. It was seriously disturbing and disgusting and I normally laugh at farts.

Hopefully, no hard gas was passed.

[Wing]

[Sternac]

let the poison out goat

[Reggae Mistress]

Hopefully, no hard gas was passed.

It was really bad. I made a huge pot to freeze some for another meal. I'm thinking about trashing it...it was THAT bad!

[RH Goatcabin]

It was really bad. I made a huge pot to freeze some for another meal. I'm thinking about trashing it...it was THAT bad!

Mail it to me. I will start a thread.

[RH Goatcabin]

let the poison out goat

[RH Goatcabin]

Mozart's Requiem is playing on the radio, so an overwhelming sense of foreboding is permeating this event.

[Markijuano]

Mozart accompanied by the gaseous crescendo, a renaissance man fo Sho

[HeinousMark]

Farts are fun!

Oh they're "fun" alright...... fun until they BETRAY you and you feel you can never trust anyone or anything again.....

[RH Goatcabin]

Mozart accompanied by the gaseous crescendo, a renaissance man fo Sho

I am surrounded by my trappings...

[gilaet]

You ever beat off with your feet?