I couldn't fart at work

[Markijuano]

Oh they're "fun" alright...... fun until they BETRAY you and you feel you can never trust anyone or anything again.....

Pain lives here

[RH Goatcabin]

Pain lives here

[RH Goatcabin]

You ever beat off with your feet?

This is not Question Time. Stop it.

[RH Goatcabin]

This woman has an enormous left forearm. It's like Popeye.

[gilaet]

Reserved for a later date.

[RH Goatcabin]

Reserved for a later date.

Sorry son. My feelings for you remain unchanged. (Non-faggoty)....

[Markijuano]

This woman has an enormous left forearm. It's like Popeye.

Tremendous handy I'll bet

[RH Goatcabin]

Tremendous handy I'll bet

Scary. How's piledriving?

[deverrant]

Here's a Poodle

[RH Goatcabin]

Here's a Poodle

Repped!

[sickfeeling]

my girlfriend bought her nephew these chewable fiber candy gummies... they look like the old candy DOTS
INTERESTED i ate one... "WHY THAT'S DELICIOUS I'LL EAT A WHOLE HANDFUL"
My ass now sounds like I shoved a duck up there.
It's been two days.

[Mlaw]

my dog is at my feet farting in an attempt to kill me

[Skyway]

I keep emergency underwear in my drawer at work in case I shart. Haven't had to use them yet.