Anyone know how to make a nuclear bomb?

[beetlejosh]

[Sternac]

PM me info

i'll give you a hint. it's in the united states

[HeinousMark]

Just get some uranium or something and squeeze it real hard in your hand......REALLY hard though.





I don't know if this movie sucked but I really enjoyed it:

[HeinousMark]

I always wondered if Teller of "Penn And Teller" was related to Edward Teller????

[Boss Ono]

You want a gun triggered one like the one they dropped on Hiroshima or a fission triggered one like the one they dropped on Nagasaki? A Hydrogen bomb would take longer. How are we on time?

[Napoleon V]

You want a gun triggered one like the one they dropped on Hiroshima or a fission triggered one like the one they dropped on Nagasaki? A Hydrogen bomb would take longer. How are we on time?

Hiroshima style plz
i'd like this by the end of the week

[2Manboobs]

no, I'll get that stuff last

what else is there to do?

The Hiroshima bomb wasn't very complex by today's standards ..... But, unless you know someone with a 100 tons of Uranium ore, a gaseous diffusion plant, and a working Calutron to extract the U-235, you're gonna have a rough go of it..... Although, I do wish you luck. That'll make one heck of a grand finale at this years 4th Of July block party

[Boss Ono]

Hiroshima style plz
i'd like this by the end of the week

I can free up a week in April. Best i can do. You can start collecting parts in the mean time.

[Napoleon V]

The Hiroshima bomb wasn't very complex by today's standards ..... But, unless you know someone with a 100 tons of Uranium ore, a gaseous diffusion plant, and a working Calutron to extract the U-235, you're gonna have a rough go of it..... Although, I do wish you luck. That'll make one heck of a grand finale at this years 4th Of July block party

can't I just replace those with other stuff?
will Polonium work?

[Napoleon V]

I can free up a week in April. Best i can do. You can start collecting parts in the mean time.

awesome I'll get started

[Teabag]

Dirty bomb is much less work, but if you insist on the whole enchalada, count me in. I've been hoarding old smoke detectors at a secret location and have refined their hot properties in my hidden laboratory.

[Gwarn1]

The rosenburgs know but they ain't talkin no more

[2Manboobs]

can't I just replace those with other stuff?
will Polonium work?

You'd need some Beryllium to combine with it.... But even with that, you'll still need a large quantity of Plutonium as your primary catalyst

[Hateman]

[HeinousMark]

What happens if you put a small microwave oven inside a large microwave oven, set them both to MAX and leave them unattended

[PullMyFinger]

You'd need some Beryllium to combine with it.... But even with that, you'll still need a large quantity of Plutonium as your primary catalyst

[Lemmy]

As soon as I figure out how this works......



.....I'll join in on this nuclear bomb project.

[smellmyfinger]

thats what the centrifuge is for dummy. Obv non-union.

now thats funny

[MatthewT]

pollonium will not work; ridiculous :napo:

[deidler]

Step one- Convince others you just need a reactor to power your country.