I drive a Dodge Ram 1500, it has a hemi. I was pulling on to my side street today and all the parking was taken (I have to park on the sidestreet - no garage or parking lot) and I got mad. I hit the gas a little and the truck took off, BIG time. The side street dead ends pretty quick, and it's a very short street. The truck accelerates quickly and I'm pressing the break as hard as I can - I'm heading directly for two houses. I can't stop the truck and I plow EXACTLY INBETWEEN THE TWO HOUSES. The only thing I hit was a wood fence, and I took it out. Nobody was hurt, I got right out of the truck. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I am one lucky motherfucker - nobody was hurt. Lady living at one of the houses said she was sitting on her step - BETWEEN the two houses five minutes before the accident. My truck has two busted headlights and a FUCKED radiator - needs tons of repairs, but I'm insured. I don't know if A) the truck accelerated out of control on its own, and my slamming on the breaks did nothing, B) I was slamming my foot on the gas instead - I remember the trucks ABS kicking in but the truck just skidding (no skid marks on road, but the roads were soaked), C) A combination of me hitting the gas and break at the same time. What a royally fucked Monday.
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01-28-2013, 08:45 PM #1Maverick
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I was in a car accident tonight - OH MY GOD
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01-28-2013, 08:47 PM #2Maverick
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My airbag did not inflate either
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01-28-2013, 08:48 PM #3Tokin' Negress VIP
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Cool so it was road rage
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01-28-2013, 08:48 PM #4GIMP Master
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01-28-2013, 08:49 PM #52012 rookie of the year
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TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND
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01-28-2013, 08:49 PM #6Outlaw
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I have read one sentence, and need to ask an important question....
You're a chick, right? Originally Posted by Dawg
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He's dave. He's a legend.
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01-28-2013, 08:49 PM #7DS Supporter
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Gas=Go
Brake=StopLove the life you live
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01-28-2013, 08:49 PM #8Maverick
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No Originally Posted by GHP
Cool so it was road rage"Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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01-28-2013, 08:49 PM #9FALLYN STAR
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accidents suck
glad to hear you're OK
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01-28-2013, 08:50 PM #10GIMP Master
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Obama won't ban Dodge Rams with HEMI's since the gov't owns GM so you're safe.
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01-28-2013, 08:50 PM #11Maverick
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Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3" Originally Posted by Daveindiego
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01-28-2013, 08:50 PM #12WonderSlave
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Don't drink and drive, kids.
Glad no one got hurt though.
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01-28-2013, 08:50 PM #13Outlaw
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Thank god the internet exists for you to be able to share stories of complete and total shame with strangers like us.
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He's dave. He's a legend.
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01-28-2013, 08:51 PM #14DS Supporter
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A big chick? Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup
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01-28-2013, 08:51 PM #15Maverick
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Very crazy shit, the truck hardly fit between the two houses. Unfuckingbelievable to be honest Originally Posted by Napoleon V
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01-28-2013, 08:51 PM #16Maverick
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Completely sober heading home after the gym and work Originally Posted by Wing
Don't drink and drive, kids.
Glad no one got hurt though."Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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01-28-2013, 08:52 PM #17GIMP Master
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Chrysler owns Dodge. Fuck!
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01-28-2013, 08:53 PM #18Maverick
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I'm probably going to get fucked in the ass on this one Originally Posted by Daveindiego
Thank god the internet exists for you to be able to share stories of complete and total shame with strangers like us."Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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01-28-2013, 08:53 PM #19Tokin' Negress VIP
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If you met Dave on the street he would scream like a girl and cringe
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01-28-2013, 08:53 PM #20Douchebag Extraordinaire
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You are awfully big for an Asian. If not a chick, the only possible explanation.
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