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  1. 01-28-2013, 08:45 PM #1
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    I was in a car accident tonight - OH MY GOD

    I drive a Dodge Ram 1500, it has a hemi. I was pulling on to my side street today and all the parking was taken (I have to park on the sidestreet - no garage or parking lot) and I got mad. I hit the gas a little and the truck took off, BIG time. The side street dead ends pretty quick, and it's a very short street. The truck accelerates quickly and I'm pressing the break as hard as I can - I'm heading directly for two houses. I can't stop the truck and I plow EXACTLY INBETWEEN THE TWO HOUSES. The only thing I hit was a wood fence, and I took it out. Nobody was hurt, I got right out of the truck. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I am one lucky motherfucker - nobody was hurt. Lady living at one of the houses said she was sitting on her step - BETWEEN the two houses five minutes before the accident. My truck has two busted headlights and a FUCKED radiator - needs tons of repairs, but I'm insured. I don't know if A) the truck accelerated out of control on its own, and my slamming on the breaks did nothing, B) I was slamming my foot on the gas instead - I remember the trucks ABS kicking in but the truck just skidding (no skid marks on road, but the roads were soaked), C) A combination of me hitting the gas and break at the same time. What a royally fucked Monday.
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  2. 01-28-2013, 08:47 PM #2
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    My airbag did not inflate either
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  3. 01-28-2013, 08:50 PM #3
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    Obama won't ban Dodge Rams with HEMI's since the gov't owns GM so you're safe.
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    Cool so it was road rage
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Cool so it was road rage
    No
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    Thank god the internet exists for you to be able to share stories of complete and total shame with strangers like us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Thank god the internet exists for you to be able to share stories of complete and total shame with strangers like us.
    I'm probably going to get fucked in the ass on this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
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    I have read one sentence, and need to ask an important question....


    You're a chick, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I have read one sentence, and need to ask an important question....


    You're a chick, right?
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    A big chick?
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    You are awfully big for an Asian. If not a chick, the only possible explanation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    You are awfully big for an Asian. If not a chick, the only possible explanation.
    I'm a dude. I'd be shocked as hell if I found out otherwise
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    Is fucking Dave out of the question then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    Is fucking Dave out of the question then?
    Absolutely!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    And the truck got away from you?

    I would have made that truck my bitch, and it would dance for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    And the truck got away from you?

    I would have made that truck my bitch, and it would dance for me.
    That's why I think the truck really did get away from me. I won't have clarity on the whole thing until tomorrow. I have a bunch of different things going through my head
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    Wow, I did not know they stacked shit that high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Wow, I did not know they stacked shit that high.
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