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  1. 01-28-2013, 09:21 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Insurer conclusion: DRIVER error
    Insurance going to drink my milkshake, DRIIIIIIIIIIINK IT UP
    "Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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  2. 01-28-2013, 09:23 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi... On the way home from the gym...

    Nope, no WAY you have a small penis.
    Bitch please You must find lots of them, not my problem
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  3. 01-28-2013, 09:32 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Bitch please You must find lots of them, not my problem
    Ok, ok... on a serious note... you were on your way home from the gym. You found yourself suddenly enraged by the parking situation and stomped on the gas, seemingly unaware of your own strength, causing the vehicle to accelerate out of control.

    Honestly, I think that cooperating with the authorities in regards to exposing your steroid connection could prove to your advantage and get you off the hook. Just something to consider.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Dev is correct. Sounds like a case of roid rage.
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  5. 01-28-2013, 10:38 PM #45
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    Just saw this on Facebook and it made me think of this thread.

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  6. 01-29-2013, 05:45 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Ok, ok... on a serious note... you were on your way home from the gym. You found yourself suddenly enraged by the parking situation and stomped on the gas, seemingly unaware of your own strength, causing the vehicle to accelerate out of control.

    Honestly, I think that cooperating with the authorities in regards to exposing your steroid connection could prove to your advantage and get you off the hook. Just something to consider.
    It was definitely not roid rage. Never taken roids before. My truck takes off really fast since it has a hemi, it doesn't take much. I still think the gas pedal stuck to the floor
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  7. 01-29-2013, 06:23 AM #47
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    I just called my insurance co. and found out I don't have rental coverage - AWESOME! My fault for being cheap on insurance. I could be without the truck for 2 months, SHIT
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    Takes a second to totally fuck up. Could have been a lot worse, you got lucky
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    It was definitely not roid rage. Never taken roids before. My truck takes off really fast since it has a hemi, it doesn't take much. I still think the gas pedal stuck to the floor
    Please don't ever get a performance car.
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  10. 01-29-2013, 07:58 AM #50
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    Next time put it in neutral before you get to the fence. I drive a standard shift so if the gas pedal got stuck I'd just step on the clutch.

    Glad you weren't hurt.
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    Women shouldnt drive big trucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    Wow, I did not know they stacked shit that high.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  13. 01-29-2013, 11:59 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by wigtropolis View Post
    Takes a second to totally fuck up. Could have been a lot worse, you got lucky
    Definitely lucky. It happened extremely fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Please don't ever get a performance car.
    I had a mustang before the truck, beat you to it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyway View Post
    Next time put it in neutral before you get to the fence. I drive a standard shift so if the gas pedal got stuck I'd just step on the clutch.

    Glad you weren't hurt.
    Great advice, that's what I'd do if I could go back
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    Glad you are ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Wow, I did not know they stacked shit that high.
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
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    Glad you're OK.

    Car accidents are crazy. I plowed into a city bus head-on once. Scared the shit out of me but I walked away without a scratch.
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