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  1. 01-28-2013, 08:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Chrysler owns Dodge. Fuck!
    I don't want to go to Guantanamo
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  2. 01-28-2013, 08:54 PM #22
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    If you were a site supporter, this wouldn't have happened
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  3. 01-28-2013, 08:55 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    You are awfully big for an Asian. If not a chick, the only possible explanation.
    I'm a dude. I'd be shocked as hell if I found out otherwise
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  4. 01-28-2013, 08:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    If you were a site supporter, this wouldn't have happened
    Can Norm get me some kind of discount through this site???
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  5. 01-28-2013, 08:57 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    Is fucking Dave out of the question then?
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  6. 01-28-2013, 08:57 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Can Norm get me some kind of discount through this site???
    We all got new trucks for Christmas
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  7. 01-28-2013, 09:00 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    Is fucking Dave out of the question then?
    Absolutely!!
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  8. 01-28-2013, 09:01 PM #28
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    Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi... On the way home from the gym...

    Nope, no WAY you have a small penis.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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  9. 01-28-2013, 09:01 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    We all got new trucks for Christmas
    Who is "we"???? Don't hold out on me
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  10. 01-28-2013, 09:02 PM #30
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    Can we see some pics of the damage?

    Also, congrats for not perishing in that situation
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts
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    Seriously glad you are ok.



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  12. 01-28-2013, 09:04 PM #32
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
    And the truck got away from you?

    I would have made that truck my bitch, and it would dance for me.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.
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  14. 01-28-2013, 09:05 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi... On the way home from the gym...

    Nope, no WAY you have a small penis.
    What about me?? I drive a Ford Focus!
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Can we see some pics of the damage?

    Also, congrats for not perishing in that situation
    I will have to work on the pics thing. I have pics on my phone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Peachy View Post
    Seriously glad you are ok.
    Thanks, I am pretty lucky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    And the truck got away from you?

    I would have made that truck my bitch, and it would dance for me.
    That's why I think the truck really did get away from me. I won't have clarity on the whole thing until tomorrow. I have a bunch of different things going through my head
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    Insurer conclusion: DRIVER error
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  19. 01-28-2013, 09:18 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    What about me?? I drive a Ford Focus!
    You must be hung. Because you're obviously not trying to prove ANYTHING with your car.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi... On the way home from the gym...

    Nope, no WAY you have a small penis.
    Ouch!
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