When tourists stop you to ask you for directions,....

[sickfeeling]

I think being patriotic means you are polite strangers and people visiting your land.
You should give clear directions and be as helpful as possible.
Unless they are driving a LeBaron.
Fuck LeBarons

[deverrant]

For a few years I worked at a local amusement park. Our one stand was RIGHT in front of a restroom building, which had "RESTROOMS" on it in giant lettering. Yet inevitably, people would come to our stand at least a dozen times a day to ask where the nearest restroom was.
After, ooooh, 5 minutes this shit got really old. So from that point on when someone asked we'd direct them to the farthest restroom we knew of, which was not only several times as far but also required walking up a steep hill.

We'd always laugh amongst ourselves.

[2Manboobs]

Are you STILL here?

Pack your shit and move to South Carolina, we don't need YOUR kind here.

I'm reasonably sure I've been here just a little longer than you, son....... I'd prefer you dunderhead, liberal types leave MY state before you're done flushing it all down the toilet.... California was a glorious place to grow up & reside in.. But, too many illegals, and too many clueless dunderheads that don't have a clue how to run a government properly have scuttled just about every last worthwhile morsel from this once beautiful place... But, unlike you & your fellow dunderheads, I plan my moves carefully... The wheels are in, indeed, in motion..And, I'll be living elsewhere in the near future...And your mighty-morphin' ghetto of a state will have lost yet another taxpayer ....While you continue to shoo away your tourist tax-base, I'll be setting up in a considerably more progressive, primarily caucasian state ...Where I will eventually retire in peace, as I watch you dunderheads from afar as you continue to shoot yourselves in the foot while your toilet-flush finally burps its last gurgle down the shit-pipe....

[Mack]

I kinda gravitate to those neighborhoods anywho.

[sickfeeling]

in houston,
when black people ask for directions,
they move REALLY slow and are very polite

because THEY know that YOU know that there are a few brothers in that fair city,
that,
will,
well,
you know..

kill whitey

[Chigs]

HA...Dunderhead. Makes you sound like a curmudgeonly old man