For a few years I worked at a local amusement park. Our one stand was RIGHT in front of a restroom building, which had "RESTROOMS" on it in giant lettering. Yet inevitably, people would come to our stand at least a dozen times a day to ask where the nearest restroom was.
After, ooooh, 5 minutes this shit got really old. So from that point on when someone asked we'd direct them to the farthest restroom we knew of, which was not only several times as far but also required walking up a steep hill.
We'd always laugh amongst ourselves.
Originally Posted by Scott
I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
Pack your shit and move to South Carolina, we don't need YOUR kind here.
I'm reasonably sure I've been here just a little longer than you, son....... I'd prefer you dunderhead, liberal types leave MY state before you're done flushing it all down the toilet.... California was a glorious place to grow up & reside in.. But, too many illegals, and too many clueless dunderheads that don't have a clue how to run a government properly have scuttled just about every last worthwhile morsel from this once beautiful place... But, unlike you & your fellow dunderheads, I plan my moves carefully... The wheels are in, indeed, in motion..And, I'll be living elsewhere in the near future...And your mighty-morphin' ghetto of a state will have lost yet another taxpayer ....While you continue to shoo away your tourist tax-base, I'll be setting up in a considerably more progressive, primarily caucasian state ...Where I will eventually retire in peace, as I watch you dunderheads from afar as you continue to shoot yourselves in the foot while your toilet-flush finally burps its last gurgle down the shit-pipe....