When tourists stop you to ask you for directions,....

[2Manboobs]

How often do you steer the tourist to the worst possible place they could end up?

I do that one every time.

"Whats that? Seaworld? Oh, sure, it's right off of 5 South, and down this block here."

Brilliant !!! ... Make them NEVER want to come back & inject their much needed money into our sad, depressed economy ... Make sure you tell them to spread the word to ALL their family & friends back home, as well. We don't want their business !!

[GHP]

"Hey Andy Dufresne! You busy, honey?"

[Daveindiego]

Brilliant !!! ... Make them NEVER want to come back & inject their much needed money into our sad, depressed economy ... Make sure you tell them to spread the word to ALL their family & friends, as well. We don't want their business !!

It doesn't matter, they just keep coming.

You'd think the entire state of Arizona would stay the fuck out of California based on the way I alone drive around them.


What the hell would you understand, you live in Long Beach, which is the groin of the state of California. When the fuck are you getting the fuck out of MY state anyway?

[Chigs]

I'm sorry, my bad.

I keep forgetting that the majority of you don't live in tourist destination cities, and can't comprehend the horrors of putting up with tourists.

Most of you animals are the tourists.

While I always try to be helpful....I would love to NEVER see another Texan near the Colorado ski towns

[Daveindiego]

While I always try to be helpful....I would love to NEVER see another Texan near the Colorado ski towns

So WTF is going on out there, bro? Are shops opening up? It's been kind of quiet in the news, except for that club that got shutdown on NYE.

[Daveindiego]

I send the tourists to go see GHP.

[Chigs]

So WTF is going on out there, bro? Are shops opening up? It's been kind of quiet in the news, except for that club that got shutdown on NYE.

Nothing really newsy. Shops wont be opening up until closer to 2014. It doesnt really bother me, since possession is legal, and it gives some time to work some kinks out of the proposition.

While the benchmark itself is really cool, very little has changed yet, especially given the fact that is so widely tolerated and wedded into the culture already

[GHP]

"Hey are you the guy from intervention?"

[RobsDad]

That doesn't look like Lego Land.

[Just Peachy]

Dave you have just lost the job as California's Official Welcomer and Napoleon V's e-girlfriend. So sorry.

[2Manboobs]

It doesn't matter, they just keep coming.

You'd think the entire state of Arizona would stay the fuck out of California based on the way I alone drive around them.


What the hell would you understand, you live in Long Beach, which is the groin of the state of California. When the fuck are you getting the fuck out of MY state anyway?

Spoken like a raging Democrat that's never taken a Business course in his life, & has absolutely no clue how an economy functions.... A great many of those businesses near the ghetto you live in rely on tourism dollars to keep their business viable.... Unlike you, THEY realize that the solution to their problem is NOT to have their government steal more money from the wealthy, so that it may be re-disbursed to the stupid & lazy ...THEY like the tourists because their money is as green as the government subsidies they've been getting (that will eventually dry up as the state does).........

And, I live in Huntington Beach..Big socioeconomic difference .. I'm from Long Beach, but havent lived their since the mid-80's

[Daveindiego]

That doesn't look like Lego Land.

"Wait a minute, you're telling me the Gaslamp District is on Martin Luther King Blvd?"

"Yup"

[Daveindiego]

Spoken like a raging Democrat that's never taken a Business course in his life, & has absolutely no clue how an economy functions.... A great many of those businesses near the ghetto you live in rely on tourism dollars to keep their business viable.... Unlike you, THEY realize that the solution to their problem is NOT to have their government steal more money from the wealthy, so that it may be re-disbursed to the stupid & lazy ...THEY like the tourists because their money is as green as the government subsidies they've been getting (that will eventually dry up as the state does).........

And, I live in Huntington Beach..Big socioeconomic difference .. I'm from Long Beach, but havent lived their since the mid-80's

Are you STILL here?

Pack your shit and move to South Carolina, we don't need YOUR kind here.

[Boss Ono]

How often do you steer the tourist to the worst possible place they could end up?

I do that one every time.

"Whats that? Seaworld? Oh, sure, it's right off of 5 South, and down this block here."

Sure you do. I bet you give them directions to Blacks Beach and are standing at the bottom of the cliff painted up like a barber pole.

[Boss Ono]

"Wait a minute, you're telling me the Gaslamp District is on Martin Luther King Blvd?"

"Yup"

How is D street downtown these days.

[Daveindiego]

How is D street downtown these days.

Man, that shit is way out of control touristy whenever I'm down there. I try to stay away.

Maybe I'll go to a ballgame next year, and deal with it then.

[VAsiCkBoy]

I remember doing this to some kids from New York or New Jersey.....sent them straight downtown to Church Street.

[Markijuano]

As long as they don't try surfing my break I'm tourist friendly

[VAsiCkBoy]

As long as they don't try surfing my break I'm tourist friendly

[Markijuano]

Bravisimo