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  1. 01-28-2013, 08:30 PM #1
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    When tourists stop you to ask you for directions,....

    How often do you steer the tourist to the worst possible place they could end up?

    I do that one every time.

    "Whats that? Seaworld? Oh, sure, it's right off of 5 South, and down this block here."

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    That's how they ended up in your neighborhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    That's how they ended up in your neighborhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    That's how they ended up in your neighborhood.
    Oh, you mean the 13th Hippest neighborhood in the US. According to Forbes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Oh, you mean the 13th Hippest neighborhood in the US. According to Forbes.
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    Do you tell them to bang a Louie after the abandoned fridge on the curb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Do you tell them to bang a Louie after the abandoned fridge on the curb?
    I'm going to need your new email address.
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    I try to help them out. Many times, tourists here are just parents visiting their kid. No harm, no foul
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
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    I hope this PSA keeps you out of San Diego.

    Thank you in advance.

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    That's why I never ask guys that are walking fag dogs for directions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
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    "Hey you! Yeah you with the girly hair! Where's Seaworld?"
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    I dont TRY to give bad directions....just go you know a little ways then turn by that cute little blue house.
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  18. 01-28-2013, 08:38 PM #18
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    I'm sorry, my bad.

    I keep forgetting that the majority of you don't live in tourist destination cities, and can't comprehend the horrors of putting up with tourists.

    Most of you animals are the tourists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I'm sorry, my bad.

    I keep forgetting that the majority of you don't live in tourist destination cities, and can't comprehend the horrors of putting up with tourists.

    Most of you animals are the tourists.
    While I always try to be helpful....I would love to NEVER see another Texan near the Colorado ski towns
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  20. 01-28-2013, 08:46 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    While I always try to be helpful....I would love to NEVER see another Texan near the Colorado ski towns
    So WTF is going on out there, bro? Are shops opening up? It's been kind of quiet in the news, except for that club that got shutdown on NYE.
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