Now taking applications for e-gf *Apply Within*

[Napoleon V]

Napoleon V
As a smiley recognized poster of Dawgsaloon(:napo, Napoleon V is know as one of the leading thread starters on the internet. With a 4.6 Star thread average, Napoleon V takes great pride in his work and the planning, execution, monitoring and general administration he puts into him. Discussion creation is not all that this great poster is know for however; Napoleon V can contribute to discussions and handle the banter as a poster too, which is evidenced my many jj's and rep comments.

Position Summary
Napoleon V's e-gf will provide reputational, emotional and thread-starational support to Dawgsaloon's youngest thread-making superstar.


Responsibilities

• Pos rep as many of Napoleon V's posts as possible
• Post smileys in response to Napoleon V when appropriate (something funny = , something sad = , etc)
• PM Napoleon V daily with positive feedback about Napoleon V
• Work with Napoleon V to further expand use of the :napo: smiley
• Create threads in Napoleon V's place when he is on vacation
• Be both an ambassador and supporter for Napoleon V during any subsequent cross-barrings
• Bump Napoleon V's threads while remaining inconspicuous

Qualifications

• Be a fan of Napoleon V
• Be of solid e-cred
• Have a thread star average in the range of 3-5
• Have at least 1 year of message board experience
• Knowledge of Dawgsaloon posters an asset
• Must be willing to swear undying allegiance and devotion to Napoleon V

Resumes submitted without an accompanying nude PM of the applicant will not be accepted.

[Reggae Mistress]

You are way too young

[Napoleon V]

You are way too young

you don't meet qualifications

[Reggae Mistress]

you don't meet qualifications

Which ones DO I meet?

[gilaet]

Let me mult up real quick...

[Rolling Pin]

You're gonna make some lucky young lady very happy.

[FatKidSullivan]

Anyone who doesn't feel they need to meet these qualifications, be my e-girlfriend and I will send you cash money and jewelry.

[Shine]

In

[Napoleon V]

NOTE: As there will be a lot of applicants, I will not be responding to those who are not selected for the next step of the process.

[Shine]

[Napoleon V]

Applicants must be female.

[Lemmy]

I'll wax my taint if considered.

Have tomtom vet any prospects for gender.

[Shine]

Applicants must be female.

You could have made that clear from the start

[Reggae Mistress]

[gilaet]

[Shean5150]

Applicants must be female.

thats bullshit

[Rolling Pin]

ATTN fellow posters: I never formally applied for this position, I just wanted Napoleon V to know I was happy for him on this wonderful new endeavor.

[2Manboobs]

Napoleon V
As a smiley recognized poster of Dawgsaloon(:napo, Napoleon V is know as one of the leading thread starters on the internet. With a 4.6 Star thread average, Napoleon V takes great pride in his work and the planning, execution, monitoring and general administration he puts into him. Discussion creation is not all that this great poster is know for however; Napoleon V can contribute to discussions and handle the banter as a poster too, which is evidenced my many jj's and rep comments.

Position Summary
Napoleon V's e-gf will provide reputational, emotional and thread-starational support to Dawgsaloon's youngest thread-making superstar.


Responsibilities

• Pos rep as many of Napoleon V's posts as possible
• Post smileys in response to Napoleon V when appropriate (something funny = , something sad = , etc)
• PM Napoleon V daily with positive feedback about Napoleon V
• Work with Napoleon V to further expand use of the :napo: smiley
• Create threads in Napoleon V's place when he is on vacation
• Be both an ambassador and supporter for Napoleon V during any subsequent cross-barrings
• Bump Napoleon V's threads while remaining inconspicuous

Qualifications

• Be a fan of Napoleon V
• Be of solid e-cred
• Have a thread star average in the range of 3-5
• Have at least 1 year of message board experience
• Knowledge of Dawgsaloon posters an asset
• Must be willing to swear undying allegiance and devotion to Napoleon V

Resumes submitted without an accompanying nude PM of the applicant will not be accepted.

Wouldn't it be easier just to lose the extra 100 pounds you're carrying around?

[Satori Brah]

[Napoleon V]

That is my fav ep