DNA reults

[Mack]

this will shock most of you.

I tested positive for:

The Warrior Gene is a variant of the gene MAO-A on the X chromosome. Recent studies have linked the Warrior Gene to increased risk-taking and aggressive behavior. Whether in sports, business, or other activities, scientists found that individuals with the Warrior Gene variant were more likely to be combative than those with the normal MAO-A gene. However, human behavior is complex and influenced by many factors, including genetics and our environment. Individuals with the Warrior Gene are not necessarily more aggressive, but according to scientific studies, are more likely to be aggressive than those without the Warrior Gene variant. This test is available for both men and women, however, there is limited research about the Warrior Gene variant amongst females. Additional details about the Warrior Gene genetic variant of MAO-A can be found in Sabol et al, 1998.

[Chaos]

I found out I'm my own father. Not sure how I pulled that off.

[2Manboobs]

...But, what'd you have for dinner tonight??

[Satori Brah]

what scam have you fallen for, you rube?

[Mack]

what scam have you fallen for, you rube?

I've spent about a grand on DNA tests in the last 2 months

http://www.familytreedna.com/

[deverrant]

I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.

[Mack]

...But, what'd you have for dinner tonight??

poke chops

[Mack]

I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.

[Phil McKrakin]

I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.

That was a powerful orgasm, I tell you...

[Mack]

http://www.familytreedna.com/landing/warrior-gene.aspx

click here satori... I got it for $40 because I matched genetically to some warlord from Ireland from the 9th century.

Don't hate a warrior, hate the war, brah.

[Satori Brah]

http://www.familytreedna.com/landing/warrior-gene.aspx

click here satori... I got it for $40 because I matched genetically to some warlord from Ireland from the 9th century.

Don't hate a warrior, hate the war, brah.

That looks like a scam, brah. srs

[Reggae Mistress]

[Mack]

That looks like a scam, brah. srs

funny because it was on National Geographic. Dude, It's run by Alan Greenspan's brother.

[wetback]

warrior

[Chaos]

http://www.familytreedna.com/landing/warrior-gene.aspx

click here satori... I got it for $40 because I matched genetically to some warlord from Ireland from the 9th century.

Don't hate a warrior, hate the war, brah.

ah crap. Sounds like that reincarnation bs. Everyone was a prince or princess or great warrior or defender of the people. Nobody was ever a serf that died of starvation while they were dying of the plague.

[Mack]

I bet youd test positive for the Amazon gene.

[Satori Brah]

funny because it was on National Geographic. Dude, It's run by Alan Greenspan's brother.

ok...but the Irish still have small cocks

[Mack]

That looks like a scam, brah. srs

1 in 12 males of Irish decent hail from the same dude. It's not an exclusive club.

[Satori Brah]

1 in 12 males of Irish decent hail from the same dude. It's not an exclusive club.

Schmoopy thinks I'm Irish

[Mack]

ok...but the Irish still have small cocks

I'll chop your fucking head off!!!


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