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  1. 01-14-2013, 02:55 PM #1
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    Artie is that you???? J Simp without makeup

    Ooofah!! More chins than a Chinese phone book.
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  2. 01-14-2013, 02:58 PM #2
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    I'd tap it.
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  3. 01-14-2013, 03:00 PM #3
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    These boots are made for running on a treadmill
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    ^she eats better than ^she sings. Good for her.
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  5. 01-14-2013, 03:04 PM #5
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    Damn! She got more chins than a Chinese phone book and more rolls than a bakery.


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  6. 01-14-2013, 03:06 PM #6
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    Well, one positive is she's not a fat chick with small tits.

    It's gotta be a major ass bummer to be a fat chick with small tits.
    Have derision, will travel
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  7. 01-14-2013, 03:07 PM #7
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    I would make use of all of her folds.
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  8. 01-14-2013, 03:44 PM #8
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    Kids are a poor excuse for chicks to stay fat. Stop it. Put the doughnuts down and hit the tread mill. As a matter of fact, get on the tread mill DURING your pregnancy and you won't have as much weight to lose.
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  9. 01-14-2013, 04:39 PM #9
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    Not only does she look like that, but she believes in Magic Jesus and has legendarily stinky turds. Whomever she's with is one lucky feller...
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  10. 01-14-2013, 04:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    I'd tap it.
    me too

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    She looks fine for someone who just had a baby.

    Edit: That is her baby, right?
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  12. 01-14-2013, 04:45 PM #12
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    Damn. Romo (rhymes with homo) got out just in time.
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  13. 01-14-2013, 04:59 PM #13
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    She looks like any trailer trash girl you would find in the South. The big exception. This trailer trash girl is worth tens of millions of dollars from her fashion line. It's sort of like when one of those folks win the lottery.
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  14. 01-14-2013, 05:03 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    She looks like any trailer trash girl you would find in the South. The big exception. This trailer trash girl is worth tens of millions of dollars from her fashion line. It's sort of like when one of those folks win the lottery.
    She's a fashion icon?

    I don't get it, Big Dan. It looks like she got that get-up from the rack at Target or Wal Mart. Not saying anything wrong about those two places, but she's all about fashion.
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  15. 01-14-2013, 05:06 PM #15
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    http://www.jessicasimpson.com/

    Check out her fashion line.
    Simpson's net worth is estimated at around $100 million.[5][6]
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  16. 01-14-2013, 05:08 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    I'd tap it.
    same here...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  17. 01-14-2013, 05:17 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by rilagent View Post
    .

    Edit: That is her baby, right?
    That's her dinner.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  18. 01-14-2013, 05:18 PM #18
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    She looks fine, she's just a fatty now, but I"ve seen a lot of celebs look worse without makeup.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  19. 01-14-2013, 05:20 PM #19
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    She is such a dirty retarded hick.
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  20. 01-14-2013, 05:39 PM #20
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    I still keep her with her billion and all
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