you guys ever drink that soda that's supposed to help you relax? i just did.

[dinkus mayhem]

now i feel tired and sick to my stomach a little bit. the flavor wasn't bad, but a little tart. i don't feel relaxative at all yet though. but i only drank it like a half hour ago. maybe it takes longer?

[newcastlefan]

that wont help you. that stuff hurts.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Uh oh...

[dinkus mayhem]

that wont help you. that stuff hurts.

i figured i'd give it a shot. being sick has left me feeling antsy and restless so i thought a relaxation drink would help me chill out. maybe i'll have some chamomile tea or some weed.

[redshirt]

Blech, had to drink that before doing a lower GI. "Citrus"

[Bye You!]

[Chriza]

I'd rather kill myself

[Popeye Saavedra]

I'd rather kill myself

Well before you do, please send me some naked pics of your hot sister.

[dinkus mayhem]

Blech, had to drink that before doing a lower GI. "Citrus"

i almost drank some before i had a mri a few months ago because i thought i needed some help chilling out inside the mri tube. i didn't do it though. i was going to ask for ativan but i forgot. used meditation instead an it worked hella good.

jesus christ i feel sick like i'm going to shit my pants if i fart.

[dinkus mayhem]

I'd rather kill myself

you'd rather kill youself that relax? wtf chriza?!

[Popeye Saavedra]

i almost drank some before i had a mri a few months ago because i thought i needed some help chilling out inside the mri tube. i didn't do it though. i was going to ask for ativan but i forgot. used meditation instead an it worked hella good.

jesus christ i feel sick like i'm going to shit my pants if i fart.

Heh.

[newcastlefan]

i figured i'd give it a shot. being sick has left me feeling antsy and restless so i thought a relaxation drink would help me chill out. maybe i'll have some chamomile tea or some weed.

its a salt laxative. your body senses the high concentration of salts and pulls large amounts of water from everyplace else to flush it out of you. for me, once it started it got pretty urgent and intense. words like "explosive" come to mind.

[newcastlefan]

there are newer laxatives that work as well or better and aren't as rough on you. miralax, for example.

[dinkus mayhem]

its a salt laxative. your body senses the high concentration of salts and pulls large amounts of water from everyplace else to flush it out of you. for me, once it started it got pretty urgent and intense. words like "explosive" come to mind.

wtf? the stuff i just dramk? i swear to christ i thought it was soda to help relax. why the fuck do we have a bottle of this and why the fuck was it in the fridge? the shit is cherry flavored and is carboned for christ's sake.

i have serious fucking stomach cramps right now. i'm going to audio record me taking a dump. ooooooooooooooooooooohhhh.

[FOXXXONE]

I like these

[dinkus mayhem]

there are newer laxatives that work as well or better and aren't as rough on you. miralax, for example.

i'll keep that in mind in case i ever intentionally take one.

[dinkus mayhem]

I like these

that's more along the lines of what i was looking fur.

[blairg]

I like these

I tried that once and it made me feel like shit all day

[dinkus mayhem]

jesus christ...i just read more about what this shit does. it seems that i will now be stuck shitting every 15 minutes for the next 8 hours. goddammit.

i ain't even shit once yet. my stomach just kills an i don't dare fart.

[La Flama Blanca]

that looks like something you would find in a box lot at a flea market...

good luck and keep us updated!