"Harris was to drive [his ex-boyfriend Dimitri Geier] to San Francisco International Airport but instead became upset when he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice, according to the suit filed in San Mateo County Superior Court."
As the men left to remove Geier's belongings from Harris' car so that he could instead take a cab, Harris tried pulling the other man's pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear, according to the suit.
Geier unsuccessfully tried pushing Harris away but the bigger man shook him violently and punched him in the arms, the suit states.
Police officer: [smirking] and would you say he purloined your underwear? Harris: Yes, I would. Police officer: [tittering] would it be fair to say he plundered your belongings? Harris: That would be fair. Police officer: [quivering uncontrollably] and do you think he should be charged with Grand Drawercenry? Harris: look, this is a serious matter and I think you've taken this too far Construction worker: agreed! Back to the show!