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    name 3 reasons why your not gay and 3 reasons why you may be gay

    1 im not attracted to guys
    2 i think about chicks 24/7
    3 im macho

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs

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    Fatty da lying faggot

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    Goat's Dillhole.
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    1. I love dick
    2. I love big hairy men with muscles
    3. Girls irritate me

    1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
    2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
    3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    1. I love dick
    2. I love big hairy men with muscles
    3. Girls irritate me

    1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
    2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
    3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
    nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
    4. I talk with HAL about masturbating constantly.
    5. I want to rape HAL.
    6. I considered both Chriza and HAL to be my Butt Bois.
    7. I am obsessed with BBC.

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    1. I like dick in every hole.
    2. I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
    3. I like rough hands on my soft skin.



    1. I rarely have a hetero dream
    2. I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
    3. I am a mad chick magnet.
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    Be still, my beating ladypart

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    1 im not attracted to guys
    2 i think about chicks 24/7
    3 im macho

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    1. I like dick in every hole.
    2. I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
    3. I like rough hands on my soft skin.



    1. I rarely have a hetero dream
    2. I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
    3. I am a mad chick magnet.
    You are something else Wing....I think you should be cloned for the benefit of all mankind.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    1 im not attracted to guys
    2 i think about chicks 24/7
    3 im macho

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs


    You think about the sausage all day long
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    Baltimore Bloat.
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    Trčs paresseux ą mon avis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post


    You think about the sausage all day long
    do not

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    Three reasons I'm not gay:
    1. I love cock
    2. I love masculinity
    3. A woman could not fulfill my needs long-term.

    Three reasons I might be gay:
    1. Baltimore Mike
    2. Baltimore Mike
    3. Baltimore Mike
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    1. I love women's bodies; they give me boners.
    2. I do not dress well.
    3. I have never had anything in my ass other than a doctor.

    1. I like IKEA
    2. I like wine.
    3. I own a Smith's album.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    1. I like dick in every hole.
    2. I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
    3. I like rough hands on my soft skin.


    :
    1. I rarely have a hetero dream
    2. I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
    3. I am a mad chick magnet.




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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    1 im not attracted to guys
    2 i think about chicks 24/7
    3 im macho

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
    i only see six items that suggest you are a fag
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Obviously, a reversal is in order for me and "my people!"
    Why I am:

    1. Crazily sexually attracted to men
    2. I don't like girly parts
    3. Boobs have zero effect on me



    Why I might not be:

    1. tequila makes me an equal opportunity slut
    2. My idea of fashion is clean clothing and anytime someone mentions fashion, i want to punch them
    3. I do NOT dance

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    1. I'm extremely attracted to women and I appreciate their feminity very much. I've put myself at unreasonable risk several times for women that weren't even really worth it
    2. Most of the times I've been the happiest in my life were when I was with a woman
    3. If I'm honest about my life, my end goal to everything is to get laid with hot women

    1. I consider some men attractive (although thinking about actually doing something with them makes me nauseous)
    2. I'm sensitive, I cry at sad movies and get emotional about shit
    3. I like chocolate




    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    1. I like dick in every hole.
    2. I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
    3. I like rough hands on my soft skin.



    1. I rarely have a hetero dream
    2. I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
    3. I am a mad chick magnet.
    That's poetry.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    "is just really nice?"
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    1. I love dick
    2. I love big hairy men with muscles
    3. Girls irritate me

    1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
    2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
    3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Three reasons I'm not gay:
    1. I love cock
    2. I love masculinity
    3. A woman could not fulfill my needs long-term.

    Three reasons I might be gay:
    1. Baltimore Mike
    2. Baltimore Mike
    3. Baltimore Mike


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to deverrant again.

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    Who's Jack Perkins?
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