1 im not attracted to guys
2 i think about chicks 24/7
3 im macho
1 i like tranny porn
2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
1 im not attracted to guys
2 i think about chicks 24/7
3 im macho
1 i like tranny porn
2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
1. I love dick
2. I love big hairy men with muscles
3. Girls irritate me
1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
- I like dick in every hole.
- I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
- I like rough hands on my soft skin.
- I rarely have a hetero dream
- I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
- I am a mad chick magnet.
1. I'm extremely attracted to women and I appreciate their feminity very much. I've put myself at unreasonable risk several times for women that weren't even really worth it
2. Most of the times I've been the happiest in my life were when I was with a woman
3. If I'm honest about my life, my end goal to everything is to get laid with hot women
1. I consider some men attractive (although thinking about actually doing something with them makes me nauseous)
2. I'm sensitive, I cry at sad movies and get emotional about shit
3. I like chocolate
That's poetry.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".

1. I love women's bodies; they give me boners.
2. I do not dress well.
3. I have never had anything in my ass other than a doctor.
1. I like IKEA
2. I like wine.
3. I own a Smith's album.
Obviously, a reversal is in order for me and "my people!"
Why I am:
- Crazily sexually attracted to men
- I don't like girly parts
- Boobs have zero effect on me
Why I might not be:
- tequila makes me an equal opportunity slut
- My idea of fashion is clean clothing and anytime someone mentions fashion, i want to punch them
- I do NOT dance
1. I love dick
2. I love big hairy men with muscles
3. Girls irritate me
1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
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