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    Howard still hung up on Imus

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    The caller said he saw Imus the other day on TV and he wasn't wearing his cowboy hat. He said he slurs his words when he talks too. Howard said that he's like JD. Howard said that guy Charles left the show finally. Howard said he hated him more than Imus because he was a two faced dick. Howard said that guy gave him attitude and he wasn't even Imus. Howard said that guy just read the news. Robin said he wrote for Imus too. Howard said they would come out with the worst shit in the world. He said he and Fred would write stuff and spend like 10 minutes doing it and it was better than Imus' shit. Howard said Imus came out with Moby Worm with all of the writers he had. Howard said ''Fuck you!'' to Imus about all of that. He said Charles was a no talent mother fucker. Fred threw in Tracey Millman's ''Douche!'' clip a couple of times.

    Howard said Moby Worm was a giant worm that ate high schools. He said if it went to Roosevelt they would have eaten the worm. He said it would have been funny if they had done that bit. Howard said he and Fred had to write bits because Imus did shitty bits. Howard said they had to keep them short at like 30 seconds.

    Howard said he went to a bar mitzvah for Al Rosenberg's kid and Charles was there. Howard said Charles told him that he had proven himself to him. He said he thanked him but he didn't care. Howard said that guy would always say ''Thank you Mr. Imus. Howard said that would be like having him having his whole staff call him Mr. Stern. Howard said the guy was a piece of shit. Robin said they never called him Mr. Imus. Howard said he'll be proud of that until the day he dies.

    Howard said he had to prove himself in New York and he took a job at the shitiest station ever created. He said that was WNBC. Howard said he wanted to work at WPLJ but they wanted to put him on overnight. Howard said they just wanted to bury him there. Howard said he wanted to be on in the mornings but Jim Kerr was on then.
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    Imus puts on a better radio show than Howard. It sucks but it sucks way less than Wiggy's show and you might actually learn something from one of his topical guests. Plus Imus has more listeners than Howard.

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    Maverick

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    Lol Howard making fun of Imus for having a team of writers who took hours to do a bit. And where is Howard now?

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    I cannot believe Stern is still yelling about Don fucking Imus.
    "You're getting beaten by a dog- uh, by a guy who gives b- uh..., uh clips the hair uh, of his BRUSSEL GRAFFAN!!!" - fell-otto

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    Why wouldn't Howard be obsessed with Imus? He aspires to be Imus. And not even the decent Imus of 20 years ago, but the old, tired, and out of touch Imus of today.

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    Imus and his wife's Cancer Ranch doesn't seem at all that much of an embarrassment compared to Howard, Beth and the NSAL

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    Lately he's been reminiscing a lot about his early radio struggles

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    He will be Imus soon...

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    Imus is 10x's the man stern could ever be. Imus has been true to himself whether or not u like him.

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    Imus was a us Marine and served this country. Stern always made up stories about "nam" nah imus is real

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    Lately he's been reminiscing a lot about his early radio struggles
    B/c he has nothing else to talk about..unless it is his AGT bullshit, or why he deserves a bonus..

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    Someone who cares please tell Howard this is 2013 and not 1993.

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    Waaaaahhhh, Imus stole my bits, Waaaahhh!!!

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    Making fun of Imus is just too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel. Howard sure is gutsy and edgy by mocking a 72 year old man who lost his only brother a few years ago and is suffering himself from Phase II cancer, and who changed his show from rock to politics almost 25 years ago. Howard needs to give the Imus rants a rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wigster View Post
    I cannot believe Stern is still yelling about Don fucking Imus.
    he has nothing left to talk about since all things controversial including sugar sodas red meat and gays are off topic
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    And he is going on and on, and goofing on Anne Hathaway...no one has challenged that...but the minute he goofs on Lena whats her name and "Girls", and the media calls him out, it backs down like a neutered dog..."Lena I GET you.. Lena I am so in LOVE you with"

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