The caller said he saw Imus the other day on TV and he wasn't wearing his cowboy hat. He said he slurs his words when he talks too. Howard said that he's like JD. Howard said that guy Charles left the show finally. Howard said he hated him more than Imus because he was a two faced dick. Howard said that guy gave him attitude and he wasn't even Imus. Howard said that guy just read the news. Robin said he wrote for Imus too. Howard said they would come out with the worst shit in the world. He said he and Fred would write stuff and spend like 10 minutes doing it and it was better than Imus' shit. Howard said Imus came out with Moby Worm with all of the writers he had. Howard said ''Fuck you!'' to Imus about all of that. He said Charles was a no talent mother fucker. Fred threw in Tracey Millman's ''Douche!'' clip a couple of times.
Howard said Moby Worm was a giant worm that ate high schools. He said if it went to Roosevelt they would have eaten the worm. He said it would have been funny if they had done that bit. Howard said he and Fred had to write bits because Imus did shitty bits. Howard said they had to keep them short at like 30 seconds.
Howard said he went to a bar mitzvah for Al Rosenberg's kid and Charles was there. Howard said Charles told him that he had proven himself to him. He said he thanked him but he didn't care. Howard said that guy would always say ''Thank you Mr. Imus. Howard said that would be like having him having his whole staff call him Mr. Stern. Howard said the guy was a piece of shit. Robin said they never called him Mr. Imus. Howard said he'll be proud of that until the day he dies.
Howard said he had to prove himself in New York and he took a job at the shitiest station ever created. He said that was WNBC. Howard said he wanted to work at WPLJ but they wanted to put him on overnight. Howard said they just wanted to bury him there. Howard said he wanted to be on in the mornings but Jim Kerr was on then.