How many of you men in here are out-weighed/out-uglied by your wife/girlfriend??

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:25 PM

.. Based on the behaviors & lifestyles many of you lead, my intuition's telling me that number's gonna be north of 70%.

So, I'm hoping you can offer some advice.......
I'm a self-admitted superficialist. The broads I go with must be in shape, and generally more physically attractive that the average woman.
Their appearance has (more times than not) superseded personality... Which has gotten me into more than a few unpleasant situations.

What I'd like to know is, how do you do it???? ... How do you see past the double chin, or the tree-trunk calves ??? How do you overlook the large nose with the kink in the middle?....How do you ignore the mole (with the dangling black hair) growing out of the side of her neck?? ...How do you not get skeeved out when you see her size 6XX stretchy-shorts laying on bathroom floor???

In my hopes, at some point in the future, to get re-married, I expect I may have to lower my standards a notch or two (not to the extremes most of you have invariably gone to, mind you)..... I'm just not quite sure of how to bring myself to be attracted to a "type" that I've not historically found all that attractive ...

God Bless. . .

**Schmoopy** · 01-29-2013, 02:26 PM

**Chriza** · 01-29-2013, 02:27 PM

This character has been done many times, please choose another

**Super Mario** · 01-29-2013, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Chriza

This character has been done many times, please choose another

exactly

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Chriza

This character has been done many times, please choose another

Figures the two guys that have the least valuable advice to offer would be the first ones to respond ... Go back to your wrestling fantasy threads... I'm interested in hearing from people that've have actually had real & regular interaction with someone from the opposite sex...

**gwartney** · 01-29-2013, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

.. Based on the behaviors & lifestyles many of you lead, my intuition's telling me that number's gonna be north of 70%.

So, I'm hoping you can offer some advice.......
I'm a self-admitted superficialist. The broads I go with must be in shape, and generally more physically attractive that the average woman.
Their appearance has (more times than not) superseded personality... Which has gotten me into more than a few unpleasant situations.

What I'd like to know is, how do you do it???? ... How do you see past the double chin, or the tree-trunk calves ??? How do you overlook the large nose with the kink in the middle?....How do you ignore the mole (with the dangling black hair) growing out of the side of her neck?? ...How do you not get skeeved out when you see her size 6XX stretchy-shorts laying on bathroom floor???

In my hopes, at some point in the future, to get re-married, I expect I may have to lower my standards a notch or two (not to the extremes most of you have invariably gone to, mind you)..... I'm just not quite sure of how to bring myself to be attracted to a "type" that I've not historically found all that attractive ...

God Bless. . .

You'll find a man. Never give up.

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

exactly

Again... Not to be rude... Well, you know what I'm gonna say

**Chriza** · 01-29-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Figures the two guys that have the least valuable advice to offer would be the first ones to respond ... Go back to your wrestling fantasy threads... I'm interested in hearing from people that've have actually had real & regular interaction with someone from the opposite sex...

Oh he mad

**Big Bird** · 01-29-2013, 02:33 PM

WGAS. WGAF

**Lemmy** · 01-29-2013, 02:34 PM

I married out of my league.

**Schmoopy** · 01-29-2013, 02:37 PM

Chiva and Cheri.

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Chriza

Oh he mad

Shoooo, little boy...

**Schmoopy** · 01-29-2013, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Figures the two guys that have the least valuable advice to offer would be the first ones to respond ... Go back to your wrestling fantasy threads... I'm interested in hearing from people that've have actually had real & regular interaction with someone from the opposite sex...

Chriza shrapnel! Son of a....

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lemmy

I married out of my league.

How did you pull it off? What was it that impressed her ?

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Chriza shrapnel! Son of a....

**2Manboobs** · 01-29-2013, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Chiva and Cheri.

I don't know what this means.

**Super Mario** · 01-29-2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Figures the two guys that have the least valuable advice to offer would be the first ones to respond ... Go back to your wrestling fantasy threads... I'm interested in hearing from people that've have actually had real & regular interaction with someone from the opposite sex...

Oh the Irony.