Dick Van Dyke's wife is Beth's age -- and he's 87

[Jon Hein is God]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...icture-2013281

[jimbronie]

He is A-list. Not No-list!

[Feltspot]

Dick van Dyke doesnt suck dicks and worry about beer can cock size...

Therefore

Good for him, he is actually probably fucking the women

[Engaged Chicken]

And I couldn't tell you her name if you held a gun to my head. That is the right kind of 40 year ode wife to have, not someone who traipses all over town at all hours hoping to get in the shadow of someone famous and get her picture taken.


Good for you, Mrs. Van Dyke!

[nazdrowie]

[king october]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...icture-2013281

Dick Van Dyke FTW.

[Engaged Chicken]

Shut up, Naz.

[Engaged Chicken]

And I have one more thing to say about this: I saw Dick get up from his chair and go springing up to get his award, he had no trouble moving around, he looked like he was in great shape. Unlike a certain shock jock I could mention who, when he has to climb three stairs on America's Got Talent, climbs up so carefully and gingerly, like a 90 year old woman afraid to break a hip.


Thank you.

[nazdrowie]

[Art]

This just demonstrates that the whore is not an endangered species.

[Wangold]

She must love riding that nose of his!

[Uncle Larry]

And I have one more thing to say about this: I saw Dick get up from his chair and go springing up to get his award, he had no trouble moving around, he looked like he was in great shape. Unlike a certain shock jock I could mention who, when he has to climb three stairs on America's Got Talent, climbs up so carefully and gingerly, like a 90 year old woman afraid to break a hip.

Thank you.

Dick Van Dyke looks like he has more hair than Howard and is dressed like an adult instead of a 60 year old trying to look like a teenager.

[Quite Frankly]

[wigtropolis]

dick likes licking pussy and getting blowjobs. That is all that has to be said

[Howards Wig]

I think she is quite beautiful. Her body can't compete with Beff's, but very feminine with a beautiful face.

[MutteringJohn]

She get's plenty of Dick, morning, noon and night.

[isabella]

I think she is quite beautiful. Her body can't compete with Beff's, but very feminine with a beautiful face.

She has a very pretty face....but Howard would think she's morbidly obese. Arlene is what is known as "zaftig".....which indicates she's womanly. Marily Monroe, Jane Russell, Jayne mansfeld and Sophia Loren are zaftig.