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    Lightbulb If a woman starts hitting you, are you a believer in "smacking a bitch"?

    Or do you just have to grin and take it?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    why is she hitting me?

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    yes but only because I have the warrior gene


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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    why is she hitting me?
    Hmmm...

    Could be any reason...

    SHE, however, is the one who gets physical, not you.
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    yes but only because I have the warrior gene


    Don't spear me, bro!!

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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    yes but only because I have the warrior gene
    Warriors unite!

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    I'm a fan of the push away or restrain without causing bruising method.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I'm a fan of the push away or restrain without causing bruising method.
    A Gentleman.

    What if she's an Afro-American BEAST and cannot be dissuaded with such tactics? Do you then increase your usage of force?
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    I guess it matters if she does it in front of other people or just in private. If she does it all the time, then no court is gonna be able to convict you if you can show a past practice of her behavior.

    either way? I'd get the fuck out of that relationship. Nothing good will come of it. some people just don't want to accept that the two of you are not meant to be together.

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    Depends on how hot the chick is.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Not going to hit a woman, black white whatever. Just gonna hit the exit.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    where has she hit me? in the face? i can probably deal with that. below the waist? the bitch is going down hard.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    is she's hitting me out of frustration or anger
    and yes it makes a difference

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    exercise your right to arrest a civilian before engaging in violence,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    Hmmm...

    Could be any reason...

    SHE, however, is the one who gets physical, not you.
    No, just take it then have hot monkey love

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    When my wife felt brave enough to throw blows or start throwing things, I used to throw her on the bed (or couch), hold her down, & hang a dangling snot-filled loogy over her face .... It was a game of 'chance' she chose to play...Sometimes it'd break off and hit its target, & sometimes I'd inhale it back up ....
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    I firmly believe that if a girl hits - knowing she's hitting somebody with twice her upper body strength, and twice her size - she deserves to get hit back. This is what I taught my daughter.

    This is not what I teach my sons, however. For their own safety, I have told them to restrain and walk. Sometimes, bitches be too crazy for this method to be effective though. As a man, I think you always still need to remember your size/strength/opponent, when you hit back. Hit her hard enough to get her off you...but not as hard as you'd hit another man. You'd likely kill her.

    Though I can take a solid punch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    When my wife felt brave enough to throw blows or start throwing things, I used to throw her on the bed (or couch), hold her down, & hang a dangling snot-filled loogy over her face .... It was a game of 'chance' she chose to play...Sometimes it'd break off and hit its target, & sometimes I'd inhale it back up ....
    I'd dip your toothbrush in the toilet for weeks, if you did this to me. Mind you - I wouldn't have hit you to begin with.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    When my wife felt brave enough to throw blows or start throwing things, I used to throw her on the bed (or couch), hold her down, & hang a dangling snot-filled loogy over her face .... It was a game of 'chance' she chose to play...Sometimes it'd break off and hit its target, & sometimes I'd inhale it back up ....
    my stupid older brother did this to me even through high school

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