I've heard they want to sign Phyllis Diller. No wait, she's as dead as Son of the Beach.
Originally Posted by tv910
Howard's still clinging to the delusion that AGT is important and it's a big honor to be a judge. Even his suck-ass little buddy Bob Lefsetz (who Howard is always quoting) admitted last week that AGT sucks and it's not a good move for Howard. No one with any integrity or self-respect would want to be a part of that pathetic pig-fuck, it's strictly for desperate has-beens and D-listers like Wiggy.
Yeah, but throw a rock in Hollywood and you'll hit a desperate has-been D-lister.
She's probably about another 100 Red Bulls away from thinking it's a good idea, too.
I love ya, tv, but they'll have no problem filling the chair; it's still prime-time, major network television.
But it's so weird how it's basically a kids' show yet they had these three creepy over-50s as judges.
And because Howard's locked in they can't even blow it up......................
Do they go with two young people, making him look even more gawky, decrepit, and Jew-pelican-y than "normal"?
Do they stay old, leaving what's left of their audience to scratch their heads and say "who?"?
Everything Howard gets involved in gets weird. He's an albatross around the neck of everything he touches, personal and professional: from Gary's dinner party to Kimmel's Mexican NYE fiesta, to his current radio deal and AGT.
I would argue that he's not really successful at all; he's just managed to finagle the people he does business with into the most colossal failures in the entertainment world this side of "Waterworld" and the Dennis Miller MNF experiment.
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
I just hope that whomever they pick, they are late all the time, and is a complete diva. The producers would be smart to hire someone that will create conflict between the judges, ala Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. Nothing would create more conflict than a diva that is always late. Fuck Howard. I have evolved into hating him.
What Hollywood "star" would want to work in New Jersey? That's probably the real reason Sharon quit.
They moved the show to New Jersey/New York to appease wiggy meanwhile they fucked up any chance of getting another B or C lister to do the show with that asshole.