Guests That Howard Won't Book - Week of January 28, 2013

[MrJeff2000]

LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, CBS Mo 1/28: Melissa McCarthy, David Morrissey, David Byrne & St. Vincent
Tu 1/29: Sylvester Stallone, Al Gore
We 1/30: Jason Bateman, Alison Brie, Shovels & Rope
Th 1/31: Al Pacino, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Fr 2/1: Kevin Spacey, Emeli Sande

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, NBC
Mo 1/28: Brian Williams, Max Greenfield, Eric Burdon
Tu 1/29: Lucy Liu, Billy Gardell, Tommy Mottola
We 1/30: Jude Law, Mike Tyson, Joshua Topolsky, Bad Religion, Michael Bolton
Th 1/31: Channing Tatum, Tim Ferriss, Graham Parker
Fr 2/1: Jason Bateman, Zosia Mamet, Andrea Bocelli

THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART, Comedy Central
Mo 1/28: Bob Costas
Tu 1/29: Melissa McCarthy
We 1/30: Al Gore
Th 1/31: Jason Bateman


THE COLBERT REPORT, Comedy Central
Mo 1/28: Michael Shellenberger
Tu 1/29: George Saunders
We 1/30: Bill Gates
Th 1/31: Matthew Guerrieri

THE VIEW, ABC
Mo 1/28: Seth McFarlane, Mary J. Blige, Angela Bassett, guest co-host Melissa Joan Hart
Tu 1/29: Billy Gardell, Max Greenfield, Ryan Bingham, guest co-host Melissa Joan Hart
We 1/30: Kerry Washington, Tony Goldwyn, Ted Allen, Andrea Bocelli & David Foster, guest co-host KaDee Strickland
Th 1/31: Tim Allen, guest co-host KaDee Strickland
Fr 2/1: Lisa Vanderpump, Stassi Schroeder, Schaeana Marie, guest co-host Tim Hasselbeck

LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL, syndicated
Mo 1/28: Seth MacFarlane, Linda Gray
Tu 1/29: Melissa McCarthy, Stephen Amell
We 1/30: Dustin Hoffman, Keri Russell
Th 1/31: Jason Bateman, Jonny Lee Miller
Fr 2/1: Kate Mara

[IlluminatiJones]

The title of this thread says "won't", but most of these look like "can't"s

[jimbronie]

Nah it should be "guest that won't bother to book themselves on the stern show.

We know sha sha shithead doesn't solicit guess for the show anymore.

[wharf rat]

I heard on Back Office Radio that Tommy Mottola is on the show this week. The same Tommy Mottola who's the THIRD guest on Fallon's show. You know, like at 1:15 a.m.

[Rob0729]

I heard on Back Office Radio that Tommy Mottola is on the show this week. The same Tommy Mottola who's the THIRD guest on Fallon's show. You know, like at 1:15 a.m.

Tommy Matolla is huge get. BTW, who is Tommy Matolla?

Ok, I know who he is, but I really don't care about him.

[Rob0729]

Alison Brie would have been a good get when Howard used to know how to interview. She ain't the biggest star, but she was a little sex freak in college and has at least in the past open to talk about threesomes, walking around campus naked, fucking a closeted gay guy in a closet, etc.

Unfortately, today's Howard would try to psychoanalyze her and see if her sexual exploration was because of some childhood trama.

[MutteringJohn]

Why doesn't David Letterman have the balls to ask this Kevin Spacey. "So Kevin, I heard you have a new man in your life. Can you tell us about him"

[Feltspot]

LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, CBS Mo 1/28: Melissa McCarthy, David Morrissey, David Byrne & St. Vincent
Tu 1/29: Sylvester Stallone, Al Gore
We 1/30: Jason Bateman, Alison Brie, Shovels & Rope
Th 1/31: Al Pacino, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Fr 2/1: Kevin Spacey, Emeli Sande

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, NBC
Mo 1/28: Brian Williams, Max Greenfield, Eric Burdon
Tu 1/29: Lucy Liu, Billy Gardell, Tommy Mottola
We 1/30: Jude Law, Mike Tyson, Joshua Topolsky, Bad Religion, Michael Bolton
Th 1/31: Channing Tatum, Tim Ferriss, Graham Parker
Fr 2/1: Jason Bateman, Zosia Mamet, Andrea Bocelli

THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART, Comedy Central
Mo 1/28: Bob Costas
Tu 1/29: Melissa McCarthy
We 1/30: Al Gore
Th 1/31: Jason Bateman


THE COLBERT REPORT, Comedy Central
Mo 1/28: Michael Shellenberger
Tu 1/29: George Saunders
We 1/30: Bill Gates
Th 1/31: Matthew Guerrieri

THE VIEW, ABC
Mo 1/28: Seth McFarlane, Mary J. Blige, Angela Bassett, guest co-host Melissa Joan Hart
Tu 1/29: Billy Gardell, Max Greenfield, Ryan Bingham, guest co-host Melissa Joan Hart
We 1/30: Kerry Washington, Tony Goldwyn, Ted Allen, Andrea Bocelli & David Foster, guest co-host KaDee Strickland
Th 1/31: Tim Allen, guest co-host KaDee Strickland
Fr 2/1: Lisa Vanderpump, Stassi Schroeder, Schaeana Marie, guest co-host Tim Hasselbeck

LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL, syndicated
Mo 1/28: Seth MacFarlane, Linda Gray
Tu 1/29: Melissa McCarthy, Stephen Amell
We 1/30: Dustin Hoffman, Keri Russell
Th 1/31: Jason Bateman, Jonny Lee Miller
Fr 2/1: Kate Mara

Ha ha

Not one of these people would want to even go on his show

Who wants to be asked....

How big is your cock

Ever done anal?

How much do you make?

How much are you worth?

Do you hate Jay Leno?

Who the fuck would want to put themselves in a situation like that?

EVER