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    They didn't know Jason Statham...

    "Jason Stat ham, Straham...Try to get him in whoever he is?"

    Gary: I think he's been in a few movies or something.

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    translation: They put out feelers for him to appear on the show, were rejected/ignored, and their revenge is to pretend they don't know who he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernListen View Post
    translation: They put out feelers for him to appear on the show, were rejected/ignored, and their revenge is to pretend they don't know who he is.
    This. Plus, Howard only watches guy stuff when it's on Youporn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernListen View Post
    translation: They put out feelers for him to appear on the show, were rejected/ignored, and their revenge is to pretend they don't know who he is.
    this
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    We already had a thread on Statham yesterday... I made a point that his movies made over $1 BILLION dollars in the last decade and that he's this generation's Bruce Willis.

    The issue is that Gary & Howard are old farts and they're both stuck in 1980s and 1990s and haven't upgraded their tastes and opinions. You can see that from the guests that Gary books and from people Howard wants on the show. And if you listen to that Gary's Playlist that he did a while back, you can clearly see that he hasn't listened to any new music since 2000s.

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    Howard and Gary are too busy being stuck in the early 90s with shit like this to know anything about Jason Statham today...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotMyBro View Post
    We already had a thread on Statham yesterday... I made a point that his movies made over $1 BILLION dollars in the last decade and that he's this generation's Bruce Willis.

    The issue is that Gary & Howard are old farts and they're both stuck in 1980s and 1990s and haven't upgraded their tastes and opinions. You can see that from the guests that Gary books and from people Howard wants on the show. And if you listen to that Gary's Playlist that he did a while back, you can clearly see that he hasn't listened to any new music since 2000s.
    Bruce Willis is a shitty actor too. I like Transporter 3 though.

    Katie Couric had him on with J-Lo. Months on a set and everything they went over, Lopez found out for the 1st time. lol
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    Imagine in Jason Statham voice............'Who the Fuck is Howard Stern?That turkey neck fuck?!..'
    The Great Poet- Whore,Whore,WHORE!!!!!!......Eat me,Eat me....EAT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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    Why get Jason Statham when they can get Octomom.
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    shut up you queer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Partyxanimal View Post
    Why get Jason Statham when they can get Octomom.

    and Tan Mom

    who actually turn out to be an entertaining interview, not hat they knew what was going to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partyxanimal View Post
    Why get Jason Statham when they can get Octomom.
    How else are you going to hear if he has a big, thick cock?

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    parker was good
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    And Howard knows who he is because he described the scene in the "Expendables " of the Basketball court fight and how he liked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisb View Post
    Bruce Willis is a shitty actor too. I like Transporter 3 though.

    Katie Couric had him on with J-Lo. Months on a set and everything they went over, Lopez was found out for the 1st time. lol
    Die Hard is one of the greatest action movies of all time. Certainly of my generation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by telecaster69 View Post
    Die Hard is one of the greatest action movies of all time. Certainly of my generation.
    True. But, he's not exactly Daniel Day Lewis. Almost everything I've seen Statham in is Redbox-worthy.


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    guys, they were obviously too busy discussing Howard's new limo, the Scott Salem block party cliffhanger, and the Sal vs Leiberman rap battle.

    plus, Statham really likes to shoot guns, so...




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    Statham makes putrid movies, no need for them to know him. -The bald guy that makes shitty action flicks -would be a great description.

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    Jason Statham is the fucking shit. I love that dude (no homo). I don't give a rat's ass that almost all his movies are exactly the same....he kicks ass in every fucking movie. He's probably the most bankable new action star of the 2000s.

    I heard him interviewed on Real Time on Stars Too yesterday. He (and a director) were in to discuss his new movie "Parker." Unfortunately the interviewer spent a lot of time talking to the director, and didn't really have an opportunity to thoroughly interview Statham.

    Howard & Co. probably weren't even working the day that Statham was at Sirius to promote his movie. And even if they were, I can easily see Statham balking at being interviewed by a has-been who would only ask him stupid, sexual questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroZed View Post
    Jason Statham is the fucking shit. I love that dude (no homo). I don't give a rat's ass that almost all his movies are exactly the same....he kicks ass in every fucking movie. He's probably the most bankable new action star of the 2000s.

    I heard him interviewed on Real Time on Stars Too yesterday. He (and a director) were in to discuss his new movie "Parker." Unfortunately the interviewer spent a lot of time talking to the director, and didn't really have an opportunity to thoroughly interview Statham.

    Howard & Co. probably weren't even working the day that Statham was at Sirius to promote his movie. And even if they were, I can easily see Statham balking at being interviewed by a has-been who would only ask him stupid, sexual questions.
    he was there on the 22nd. I already listen a few posts up what Howard & Co talked about that day.

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