DNA reults

[Chaos]

It feels way better to have a naked dick up against your ass when you sleep than a pussy

We are going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

[wetback]

I know but I liked fucking with wetback UNTIL NOW.

[Super Mario]

We are going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

well before we do that put you naked dick up against my naked ass.

[Mack]

So? Did the DNA test confirm that you differ from humans by 3%?

No, but I'm comprised of MUCH less neanderthal DNA than 99.9% percent of the population...it explains my "gay" face and lack of body hair.

[GHP]

I'll call you later

You're not him

[Mack]

Most males of european descent have up to 3% and I was like .04%

[Chaos]

well before we do that put you naked dick up against my naked ass.

I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.

[Super Mario]

I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.

but she likes good looking guys with money. Just put it up against mine and Ill put in a good word for you.

[GHP]

I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.

"It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"

[wetback]

You're not him

[Chaos]

but she likes good looking guys with money. Just put it up against mine and Ill put in a good word for you.

Don't bother. I'm like 0-2 in that case.

[Mack]

even my ancient ancestors were racists

[Boss Ono]

I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.

I know of a rhythmic slapper with a balloon animal in his butt...

[Chaos]

"It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"

wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.

[Boss Ono]

"It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"

How do you look so hot year after year?

[GHP]

even my ancient ancestors were racists

My maternal grandfather was a white as you. My mom and her sisters came out that milky white. They all married black (my dad was half-Garifuna, black-black) and they washed that gringo right out. But watch one of my grandkids have blue eyes

[GHP]

wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.

You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?

[GHP]

wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.

You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?

[Mack]

My maternal grandfather was a white as you. My mom and her sisters came out that milky white. They all married black (my dad was half-Garifuna, black-black) and they washed that gringo right out. But watch one of my grandkids have blue eyes

they'll be cute lil' bastards either way.

[Boss Ono]

You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?

Throw in Andy Devine and we got a Ho down.