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  1. 01-27-2013, 09:07 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    It feels way better to have a naked dick up against your ass when you sleep than a pussy
    We are going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    I know but I liked fucking with wetback UNTIL NOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    We are going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
    well before we do that put you naked dick up against my naked ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    So? Did the DNA test confirm that you differ from humans by 3%?
    No, but I'm comprised of MUCH less neanderthal DNA than 99.9% percent of the population...it explains my "gay" face and lack of body hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    I'll call you later
    You're not him
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Most males of european descent have up to 3% and I was like .04%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    well before we do that put you naked dick up against my naked ass.
    I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.
    but she likes good looking guys with money. Just put it up against mine and Ill put in a good word for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    I tell ya what. I'll meet you half way. I'll put it against your bff's ass and she can tell you what it felt like.
    "It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You're not him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    but she likes good looking guys with money. Just put it up against mine and Ill put in a good word for you.
    Don't bother. I'm like 0-2 in that case.
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    even my ancient ancestors were racists



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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    I've heard that another characteristic of this gene is chronic masturbation with something in one's ass.
    I know of a rhythmic slapper with a balloon animal in his butt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    "It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"
    wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    "It's too HARD, Duke! it's too HARD!!"
    How do you look so hot year after year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    even my ancient ancestors were racists



    My maternal grandfather was a white as you. My mom and her sisters came out that milky white. They all married black (my dad was half-Garifuna, black-black) and they washed that gringo right out. But watch one of my grandkids have blue eyes
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.
    You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    wait.......I'm not sure i like my future tour guide of a distant country, making anal sex jokes.
    You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    My maternal grandfather was a white as you. My mom and her sisters came out that milky white. They all married black (my dad was half-Garifuna, black-black) and they washed that gringo right out. But watch one of my grandkids have blue eyes



    they'll be cute lil' bastards either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You ever heard the Duke and Walter Breenan crossing the Chisolm Trail?
    Throw in Andy Devine and we got a Ho down.
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