Single moms' guide to men: "5 Types of Men to Avoid"

[NotMyBro]

HAHAHAHAH... single moms want the cream of the crop!

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Regardless of how handsome or dashing they seem, there are men out there that just spell trouble when it comes to having a serious relationship. It’s not that they’re bad boys or heartbreakers; they’re just not commitment material. Why, you ask? Well the answer basically comes down to lifestyle. Whether the “avoidables” know it or not, the way they live isn’t conducive to having a girlfriend. There’s just not enough room for a person of the opposite sex. The good news is that unlike a lot of other “deal breakers,” the traits that make some men avoidable are completely…well, avoidable. All that’s needed is a reality check and some conscious decisions. Until then, we present 5 Types of Men to Avoid.

1) The Man-Child

This guy is clinging to his glory days when life was less complicated and responsibility was minimal. He’s obsessed with Guitar Hero, frequently attends keg parties and considers pizza one of the major food groups.As a gateway back to youth, the Man-Child is fun for a date or two, but the problem is that he’s not going anywhere and you’ve already got children, This adolescent-adult has problems holding onto jobs and is more interested in living the life of a fraternity brother than making a serious commitment. Women are inclined to ditch The Man-Child until he grows up a little bit and learns to live life in the real world.

2) The Roving-Eye Guy

This guy is constantly looking at every female but the one he’s with. He ogles the barista, the woman at the bus stop, even his buddy’s wife, making his date feel inferior and unattractive. Most of us will agree that men are inclined to admire beautiful women (and vice versa) but let’s face it: Recognizing beauty and disrespectfully rubbernecking are two completely different things. Constantly competing for your partner’s attention gets old really fast. If a man’s smarmy smile, inappropriate comments/gestures and keen interest in others are too distracting to the relationship, women pick up and move along. Even the most confident women want their men to treat them like they are the only one in the room.

3) The Cheapskate

You don’t have to be labeled a “gold digger” to recognize the difference between a man who’s frugal and one who’s downright miserly. You know the type: he brings coupons to the first date or parks 17 blocks away to avoid paying a $4 valet (or both). Ah yes, this “avoidable” is known as the cheapskate. Now, there is nothing wrong with a guy shopping for the best deal and being conservative with his money. However, if every activity is all about finding the stingiest alternative, nothing is ever fun. Repeatedly counting change, stealing food from work and rationing toilet paper may seem quirky or sweet at first, but this behavior is indicative of future headaches. When it comes down to it, this guy has control issues.

4) Mr. Gadget

The gadget guy is always toting the latest toys for big boys. He has the hottest phone, a high-speed boat, a decked-out luxury car, and the newest Harley (for those weekend drives). In other words, this guy has a lot of material things keeping him busy. As a grown-up kid who can't resist the new plaything of the moment, he has a hard time keeping his attention on women. After all, who can compete with technology when it changes at lightning speed? Whether he is out to impress others, or he constantly needs to trade up to feed his own ego, this guy cares more about stuff than people. (Bad sign.) With this kind of outlook, women who date Mr. Gadget are often left wondering if an upgraded model will make them obsolete.

5) The Mama's Boy

The Mama’s Boy probably still lives with his parents in their house, allowing Mom to launder his clothes, make his bed and cook his meals. (In many cultures, it’s not unusual to live with one’s parents forever, so living at home isn’t necessarily a deal breaker.) However, when a man delights in being waited on hand-and-foot by his mom, there’s trouble. Mama’s Boys expect their mates to cater to them endlessly and they never understand why that would be a problem. Most women realize that instead of trying to raise the man over again, it’s better to leave the parenting to his indulgent mother.
Finding Mr. Right

In all fairness, these guys aren’t all bad and maybe they just need a patient partner to come in and show them the light. Just because he relishes saving money, loves his mama and delights in playing Grand Theft Auto IV until dawn, all that doesn’t make him unworthy of a relationship. However, divorced moms should avoid these challenging fellows because they still have some growing to do plus you’ve already got kids to raise! Remember, not everyone will come into your life ready-made, but there’s a difference between dusting off a diamond and fighting a battle you’re never going to win.

[Chimney Portions]

Single Mens' Guide to Women: Women to avoid

1) Single Moms.

[NotMyBro]

Single Mens' Guide to Women: Women to avoid

1) Single Moms.

I once went on a date with this chick... she was 20 yrs old (I was 22), 2nd date she tells me she has two kids, still married.

[Hateman]

I once went on a date with this chick... she was 20 yrs old (I was 22), 2nd date she tells me she has two kids, still married.

Still married?

[Chimney Portions]

I once went on a date with this chick... she was 20 yrs old (I was 22), 2nd date she tells me she has two kids, still married.

Yeah, I flirted with the idea for a bit. I was introduced to this real cool, real attractive girl who had a two year old girl. Her child's father was a paraplegic who was crippled from drunk cliff diving during a vacation in Jamaica. Both of their families had money, so that wasn't a factor, but the whole situation was just too much.

I started hanging out with her and she invited to a family BBQ. There was a moment where her kid started crying because her crippled father didn't/couldn't hug her anymore and it made her sad...and a light bulb went off in my head and I said, "Bad idea. Very bad idea! Run before you do something stupid and fall for this chick!"

She was real cool and I was definitely into her. But that shit was way too much for me. It bummed me out because she really was an awesome chick, but I realized that no sane, good dude would get involved in that shit. She was like 24 and had her whole life ahead of her, but fuck, who wants to jump into that mess.

I have friends who started dating single moms and man does that shit get ugly fast.

[Beths Arab]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

[Snotty]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

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[SouthernListen]

How's your mom doing lately, by the way?

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

[IlluminatiJones]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

Is this woman hot? I figure she's got to be if people are feeling sorry for her and kissing her ass.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

so he left the kids with her?!
What kind of asshole does that?

[HooHoo]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

And let me guess she leaves work early frequently because she has to pick up little johnny or he has the sniffles, and everyone else has to pick up the slack.

How'd I do? Every office seems to be infested with these types of women - they make a lifestyle choice to have a kid and somehow it should be everyone's burden.

[NotMyBro]

Yeah, I flirted with the idea for a bit. I was introduced to this real cool, real attractive girl who had a two year old girl. Her child's father was a paraplegic who was crippled from drunk cliff diving during a vacation in Jamaica. Both of their families had money, so that wasn't a factor, but the whole situation was just too much.

I started hanging out with her and she invited to a family BBQ. There was a moment where her kid started crying because her crippled father didn't/couldn't hug her anymore and it made her sad...and a light bulb went off in my head and I said, "Bad idea. Very bad idea! Run before you do something stupid and fall for this chick!"

She was real cool and I was definitely into her. But that shit was way too much for me. It bummed me out because she really was an awesome chick, but I realized that no sane, good dude would get involved in that shit. She was like 24 and had her whole life ahead of her, but fuck, who wants to jump into that mess.

I have friends who started dating single moms and man does that shit get ugly fast.

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

[Chimney Portions]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Well good for Mike. That was a hard lesson, but still a lesson learned.

My older brother is dating/living with a chick who has a HUSBAND in state prison. 1st degree homicide. He'll be in prison for four more years until he's eligible for parole Technically, they're still both married, but in no way a couple. The husband in jail is some biker who moved meth and killed a guy during a dispute. He plead to Man 1 to avoid a murder charge.

When my brother told me that, I nearly smashed my phone. His girlfriend still brings the husband shit every couyple of months. Smokes, protein powder...whatever the inmates are allowed to have. Thankfully there are no kids.

About two years ago my dad was killed in an accident. My brother and I each got 25k. I talked to him about four months after he got the check and he was already broke. It seems there are some people who are attracted to fucking up.

[Snotty]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Sounds like your Mike's Bro......................

[Woof]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Whoa............That's fucked up.
Lesson - Chase the looks for fucking,But not so for marrying.

[Art]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Excellent story. Wow.

[MobyDick]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

[DaBUU]

Yeah, I flirted with the idea for a bit. I was introduced to this real cool, real attractive girl who had a two year old girl. Her child's father was a paraplegic who was crippled from drunk cliff diving during a vacation in Jamaica. Both of their families had money, so that wasn't a factor, but the whole situation was just too much.

I started hanging out with her and she invited to a family BBQ. There was a moment where her kid started crying because her crippled father didn't/couldn't hug her anymore and it made her sad...and a light bulb went off in my head and I said, "Bad idea. Very bad idea! Run before you do something stupid and fall for this chick!"

She was real cool and I was definitely into her. But that shit was way too much for me. It bummed me out because she really was an awesome chick, but I realized that no sane, good dude would get involved in that shit. She was like 24 and had her whole life ahead of her, but fuck, who wants to jump into that mess.

I have friends who started dating single moms and man does that shit get ugly fast.

you sound like a smart dude

[GQtaste]

Don't you find most women tend to want the undependable, distant guy? Or in other words, an asshole. The nice guy never gets a second look with some women. They're attracted to the mysterious, aloof dipshit.

So who the hell knows how to go about seeking a partner.

[Woof]

Don't you find most women tend to want the undependable, distant guy? Or in other words, an asshole. The nice guy never gets a second look with some women. They're attracted to the mysterious, aloof dipshit.

So who the hell knows how to go about seeking a partner.

It's why there 'Single mothers' young................They fall for these Assholes.