Single moms' guide to men: "5 Types of Men to Avoid"

[NotMyBro]

Yeah, I flirted with the idea for a bit. I was introduced to this real cool, real attractive girl who had a two year old girl. Her child's father was a paraplegic who was crippled from drunk cliff diving during a vacation in Jamaica. Both of their families had money, so that wasn't a factor, but the whole situation was just too much.

I started hanging out with her and she invited to a family BBQ. There was a moment where her kid started crying because her crippled father didn't/couldn't hug her anymore and it made her sad...and a light bulb went off in my head and I said, "Bad idea. Very bad idea! Run before you do something stupid and fall for this chick!"

She was real cool and I was definitely into her. But that shit was way too much for me. It bummed me out because she really was an awesome chick, but I realized that no sane, good dude would get involved in that shit. She was like 24 and had her whole life ahead of her, but fuck, who wants to jump into that mess.

I have friends who started dating single moms and man does that shit get ugly fast.

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

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Wow! Great list. Very proud to say my wife did not fall into one on the list.

#19 is the most disturbing. I know women who are way into reality TV.

[johnnynoname]

basically, nobody should date anyone per those lists

[Chimney Portions]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Well good for Mike. That was a hard lesson, but still a lesson learned.

My older brother is dating/living with a chick who has a HUSBAND in state prison. 1st degree homicide. He'll be in prison for four more years until he's eligible for parole Technically, they're still both married, but in no way a couple. The husband in jail is some biker who moved meth and killed a guy during a dispute. He plead to Man 1 to avoid a murder charge.

When my brother told me that, I nearly smashed my phone. His girlfriend still brings the husband shit every couyple of months. Smokes, protein powder...whatever the inmates are allowed to have. Thankfully there are no kids.

About two years ago my dad was killed in an accident. My brother and I each got 25k. I talked to him about four months after he got the check and he was already broke. It seems there are some people who are attracted to fucking up.

[Snotty]

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This, In spades^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[RiotGrip]

Yeah, I flirted with the idea for a bit. I was introduced to this real cool, real attractive girl who had a two year old girl. Her child's father was a paraplegic who was crippled from drunk cliff diving during a vacation in Jamaica. Both of their families had money, so that wasn't a factor, but the whole situation was just too much.

I started hanging out with her and she invited to a family BBQ. There was a moment where her kid started crying because her crippled father didn't/couldn't hug her anymore and it made her sad...and a light bulb went off in my head and I said, "Bad idea. Very bad idea! Run before you do something stupid and fall for this chick!"

She was real cool and I was definitely into her. But that shit was way too much for me. It bummed me out because she really was an awesome chick, but I realized that no sane, good dude would get involved in that shit. She was like 24 and had her whole life ahead of her, but fuck, who wants to jump into that mess.

I have friends who started dating single moms and man does that shit get ugly fast.

Having and taking care of my own kids is trying enough at times on myself and my marriage. Life can throw so many curve balls at you, tolerating someone else's kid(s) in the midst of all this would be unimaginable.

I'm telling you, dating a cutter isn't as bad as you think. Get a time machine, go back to 1995 and hit up an Alice in Chains concert.

Into the Blood again

[Snotty]

Wow! Great list. Very proud to say my wife did not fall into one on the list.

#19 is the most disturbing. I know women who are way into reality TV.

They forgot to mention Oprah devotee's..............Man haters the lot..................

[Snotty]

I have a story for you (and the rest of peeps who opened this thread)... I'll use bulletpoints because I hate the WALL OF TEXT posts.

- be 10
- move to a new town
- first day of school, I meet this kid since we're in the same class... let's call him Mike.
- find out we live on the same street
- become best friends and even our families become friends
- his dad is a fighter pilot in military... always away from home.
- we're both 18 now
- he falls for this 20-something chick with a kid... chick's fucking hot (9.5/10).
- she's single mom
- I tell him that he should stay away because my dad told me that lesson when I was 16.
- he doesn't listen.
- I ask my dad to talk to him... he ignores us
- I move away to go to University
- lose touch for two years
- come back, meet him, we catch up...
- still living with the same chick... didn't go to college because he'd be away from her.
- raises her kid as her own
- girl's HUSBAND gets out of jail after 7 years!
- girl still loves him, breaks up with Mike
- husband beats up Mike
- Mike's in hospital... it's fucking bad... docs put him in induced coma
- get a call from Mike's mom
- fly back home
- I'm sitting in hospital... Mike slowly recovers
- contemplating revenge... baseball bats & lead pipes
- husband is killed by his ex-drug gang members within 2 weeks of being out (he owed a lot of money)
- bitch comes back and begs Mike to forgive her & wants him back
- I tell her to get her ass out of the hospital and never to call him back.
- Mike too tells the bitch to get lost.

Mike's now happily married with a normal chick.

Sounds like your Mike's Bro......................

[Chimney Portions]

Holy shit, I totally forgot about this story:

When I first moved to Ohio in '01, one of my first good friends was this dude Scott who was nicknamed, "Preppy" because he was this frat guy who looked like Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell. For the first two years I knew him, he was dating this girl Jenn who was insanely hot and somewhat cool. We were all friends soon enough.

But eventually they split up and it was ugly. So Scott disappeared for a bit and the group of friends tended to hang out with the Jenn chick for a bit. Eventually Scott reemerged and started coming to our local bar again with his new girl..some cute blonde who didn't talk very much.

Well, Scott was on a softball league and he invited everybody to his opening game. Most of us went and, when we did, we discovered that Scott's new girl had a little daughter...maybe around four or five. Let's just say that she was...ummm...a little "Beyonce." A little brown girl with her hair beaded and in cornrows.

There was this older Italian guy, Chris, who was with us. When he saw that shit he pulled us into a little huddle and said, "Oh Jesus fuckin' Christ. She better be a fuckin' rape baby!"

I never laughed so hard and felt so bad for doing so. It was the weirdest fucking thing.

[NotMyBro]

Sounds like your Mike's Bro......................

I have 2 sisters... Mike was like a brother I never had. Salt of the earth guy... wouldn't hurt a fly and would help out anyone in need.

About two years ago my dad was killed in an accident. My brother and I each got 25k. I talked to him about four months after he got the check and he was already broke. It seems there are some people who are attracted to fucking up.

Sorry about your dad... yeah, some people never learn

[NotMyBro]

Holy shit, I totally forgot about this story:

When I first moved to Ohio in '01, one of my first good friends was this dude Scott who was nicknamed, "Preppy" because he was this frat guy who looked like Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell. For the first two years I knew him, he was dating this girl Jenn who was insanely hot and somewhat cool. We were all friends soon enough.

But eventually they split up and it was ugly. So Scott disappeared for a bit and the group of friends tended to hang out with the Jenn chick for a bit. Eventually Scott reemerged and started coming to our local bar again with his new girl..some cute blonde who didn't talk very much.

Well, Scott was on a softball league and he invited everybody to his opening game. Most of us went and, when we did, we discovered that Scott's new girl had a little daughter...maybe around four or five. Let's just say that she was...ummm...a little "Beyonce." A little brown girl with her hair beaded and in cornrows.

There was this older Italian guy, Chris, who was with us. When he saw that shit he pulled us into a little huddle and said, "Oh Jesus fuckin' Christ. She better be a fuckin' rape baby!"

I never laughed so hard and felt so bad for doing so. It was the weirdest fucking thing.

HAHAHHAAHA... oh fuck... I loled just now Hope this Scott guy got out of that shit quick!

[Snotty]

[QUOTE=NotMyBro;3428528]I have 2 sisters... Mike was like a brother I never had. Salt of the earth guy... wouldn't hurt a fly and would help out anyone in need.

Not my bro.........Get it?

[Chimney Portions]

HAHAHHAAHA... oh fuck... I loled just now Hope this Scott guy got out of that shit quick!

I looked him up on Facebook a couple years back and his pics showed that he was with a different girl. He never did accept my Friend Request, but in fairness, I don't use my real name so maybe he thought it was SPAM.

Funny thing is, when I first met him, he'd tell "nigger jokes" all the time. Right from the gitgo.

[Chimney Portions]

Sorry about your dad... yeah, some people never learn

Thanks, buddy, but we were far from close. But god damn, it's hard to hold resentment to somebody who leaves you 25k tax free!

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

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You forgot #30-Chicks who fart in bed

[somedude61]

HAHAHAHAH... single moms want the cream of the crop!


1) The Man-Child


2) The Roving-Eye Guy


3) The Cheapskate


4) Mr. Gadget


5) The Mama's Boy

So what this chick wants is a chick. Lesbians. They are hilarious.

[SouthernListen]

How's your mom doing lately, by the way?

I know a woman thats nothing but a crazy,miserable,cheating,abusive,drunken cunt that treats her kids like garbage.
Her husband left her after on top of all her other bullshit she gambled a bunch of his money and lost then got caught fucking a guy she works with.
She tells everyone that she's a single mom and an amazing number of people feel sorry for her and kiss her ass like she's some kind of victim because her husband couldnt put up with her shit anymore.
It's fucking crazy what some of these women get away with because they're "single moms"!

[itpdude]

There are some great single-mothers out there and the article really does a disservice to their kind.

I dated several single mothers and most of them were pretty fucking cool. Didn't marry one because I don't like kids. But there was one single mother who fucked it all up. She felt entitled to something. Everything. Real battle-axe.

Major turn-off.

They are exceptions in my experience.

[Woof]

Don't you find most women tend to want the undependable, distant guy? Or in other words, an asshole. The nice guy never gets a second look with some women. They're attracted to the mysterious, aloof dipshit.

So who the hell knows how to go about seeking a partner.

It's why there 'Single mothers' young................They fall for these Assholes.

[Woof]

So what this chick wants is a chick. Lesbians. They are hilarious.

Some think they should go/do go that way.

But the thing is they can fuck other girls.....BUT CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM EITHER.

Raises the question,What's the common factor there relationships don't work with guys/girls?........Themselves?