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  1. 01-27-2013, 06:54 PM #1
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    How much will Kaplan smoke on Feb 1 when the ban is over?

    I just noticed I made post number 420, and it got me thinking about this.
    Also, how soon until we can buy it at mainstream shopping plazas? I want Greenbox next to to Redbox.

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  2. 01-27-2013, 07:06 PM #2
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    Not as much as he will eat.
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    They made that agreement on January 4th... So Monday Feb the 4th!!!

    So no smoking over Super Bowl weekend for Kaplan....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElRexican View Post
    They made that agreement on January 4th... So Monday Feb the 4th!!!

    So no smoking over Super Bowl weekend for Kaplan....
    I bet he already broke his promise on the night they all went to the steakhouse. Full stomach of steak would be topped off nicely with some cannabis consumption.
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  5. 01-27-2013, 08:03 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Not as much as he will eat.
    bingo
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-
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    I hope he smokes so much that he will be the first ever documented overdose from weed, the fat fuck.

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  7. 01-27-2013, 08:13 PM #7
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    I think the confidence pills are Zoloft, which kills your libido- his poor wife must be so relieved to not have to entertain his sexual advances. The only thing that never changes is a voracious appetite for food.
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  8. 01-28-2013, 12:03 AM #8
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    You mean pot or his thighs rubbing together?
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  9. 01-28-2013, 12:05 AM #9
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    If he's telling the truth and hasn't smoked. He'll smoke very little his 1st time back. His tolerance will be gone, 5 hits and he'll be on his ass.
    The above statement is being made of my own free will. This site neither condones nor agrees to anything I post but for my right to post what I feel.
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