you guys ever drink that soda that's supposed to help you relax? i just did.

**beatlejews** · 01-27-2013, 03:41 PM

my soda does the opposite

**Dream Theater** · 01-27-2013, 03:46 PM

I take Xanax to relax.

**Capn Crud** · 01-27-2013, 03:46 PM

I had a cup of chili with lunch at Steak and Shake. It's just starting to kick in

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by La Flama Blanca

that looks like something you would find in a box lot at a flea market...

good luck and keep us updated!

i saw it in the fridge so i drank it because i was thirsty an dehydrated from all the cold medicine i'm taking. goddamnit. i still ahven't shit yet. this better be out a my system before the morning.

i guess i won't be enjoying the chili i have simmering in the crockpot as i type this. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

**LonghornJ** · 01-27-2013, 03:53 PM

**Ridic Too** · 01-27-2013, 04:19 PM

Holy shit

I just pissed my self laughing while reading this

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:23 PM

oh jesus christ. this shit is fully kicked in. i've taken 7 shits in the past hour an all of them was like peeing out a my butt. i recorded the sound of a few of them and took a picture of the massacre in the toilet bowl. i can post them if anyone is interested.

**2Manboobs** · 01-27-2013, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

jesus christ...i just read more about what this shit does. it seems that i will now be stuck shitting every 15 minutes for the next 8 hours. goddammit.

i ain't even shit once yet. my stomach just kills an i don't dare fart.

No one's buyin' the shtick, Corky

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

No one's buyin' the shtick, Corky

oh ok faggit. wait until you see the picture and hear the audio of a few a my shits tonight. you'll be eating my watery shit.

**Daveindiego** · 01-27-2013, 08:33 PM

Dinkus delivers.

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Daveindiego

Dinkus delivers.

the sound track of three a my shits plus a pic of the bowl is forthcoming.

**Capn Crud** · 01-27-2013, 08:45 PM

re-laxative

**Dirty South** · 01-27-2013, 08:47 PM

You didn't know that was a laxative?

**Dainty Jainty** · 01-27-2013, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

wtf? the stuff i just dramk? i swear to christ i thought it was soda to help relax. why the fuck do we have a bottle of this and why the fuck was it in the fridge? the shit is cherry flavored and is carboned for christ's sake.

i have serious fucking stomach cramps right now. i'm going to audio record me taking a dump. ooooooooooooooooooooohhhh.

Haha, yeah, dude!!! I saw the photo and when I read the label I was like, 'Sparkling laxative? How the fuck is that supposed to help him relax?'

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:51 PM

ok, here's the sound recording an a pic of the bowl. there are three different shittings represented here. it starts off with me peeing and pooping and you can't tell which is which. in track two, i believe you can hear me sigh with relief a few times. the action gets good around 1:25. in track 3 you can hear me walk into the bathroom and sit and instantly water starts coming out a my butt. and you can hear the hbo show girls on the tv in the background at the end (tonight's episode).

**Dainty Jainty** · 01-27-2013, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Capn Crud

re-laxative

lol!

- "Aw, man. I'm so tense. I need to chill out."

- "Here's a re-laxative for ya, buddy! It should do the trick!"

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty

lol!

- "Aw, man. I'm so tense. I need to chill out."

- "Here's a re-laxative for ya, buddy! It should do the trick!"

it was in the goddamn fridge! it's bright red an looks like soda. it has cherries on the label. it's fucking carbonated and tastes good! w.t.f.?!

**2Manboobs** · 01-27-2013, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

oh ok faggit. wait until you see the picture and hear the audio of a few a my shits tonight. you'll be eating my watery shit.

Ahhhh, no. No I wont.... And, all of the "proof" you've mentioned would be easily found on the internet ...So, when you begin posting your "proof", just know that you'd be convincing no one. Its still shtick

**dinkus mayhem** · 01-27-2013, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

ok, here's the sound recording an a pic of the bowl. there are three different shittings represented here. it starts off with me peeing and pooping and you can't tell which is which. in track two, i believe you can hear me sigh with relief a few times. the action gets good around 1:25. in track 3 you can hear me walk into the bathroom and sit and instantly water starts coming out a my butt. and you can hear the hbo show girls on the tv in the background at the end (tonight's episode).

where's that faggit 2manboobs now? shit talking telling me i'm lying mother fucker.